'Mr. Panama' Stripped of Title Because He Stripped For Sean Cody
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Written by paul
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Monday, 27 April 2009 12:09 |
The very heterosexual winner of a very gay Mr. Panama beauty pageant had to turn in his sash last week after contest organizers discovered his amateur porn past.
Ryan Oliver is Mr. Panama 2009 no longer. When organizers learned about his past appearances on the popular amateur site Sean Cody, they snatched their tear-shaped trophy right out of the stud's hands and gave it to one of the majorly gay-faced (not that there's anything wrong with that) runners-up.
We're not sure why Mr. Panama organizers are surprised that someone who's willing to compete for a sash in his underwear would also be willing to ejaculate onto Sean Cody's crusty leather couch (link NSFW) for some pocket money. Besides, it's not like he let anybody probe his Panama Canal -- we only found two videos of "Andy," and they're both jerk-off solos.
Give Max Schutler a call, Ryan. He feels your dolor.
Thanks for the tip, Wom Bat!
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Comments
that's y he is now mr. panama....
duh!
(im a panamanian)
knowledge to make the circumcision, you are not the only one who knows that term. understand that you, people, are not any better than anyone in the world.
oh and, people come and get some school!!! im from Venezuela and i 15 years old, i bet my balls that a lot of you has never listen what country Venezuela is, and where is it. you are soooooooooooooo oooooooooo illiterate.
Do you ask a baby if he wants his appendix removed? I ssuppose god gave him that for a reason? Dipshit.
I THINK THE JUDGES MANIPULATE VOTES FOR PEOPLE ONLY IF THEY GET FAVORS IN RETURN OR ELSE THEY DO EVERYTHING TO DESTROY THEM
The really important question is what does he think of gay marriage???
Besides, there is nothing wrong with being naked.. is a modeling carrer they are after, not a trip to heaven... besides, he looks great.. I hope he takes advantange of the publicity... and yes he is Panamanian... and there are a lot of Americans.. living in Panama since the 1930's.. for the ignorants.. who thing that Texas is a foreing country... LOL..
Besides Panama is the new Florida.. everyone is retiring in Panama.. I will.. lol..
Peace to all.
Oh yeah, I just realized that the only way the judges would have discovered this is if they were searching for gay porn...
Espero te encuentres bien y sobretodo recuperado de la mala decisión de los organizadores del concurso que tú ganastes y que es y será siempre TUYO. Tu eres Mr. Panamà. Te felicito y creeme Panama nunca estuvo tan bien representada, que cuando tu lo hicistes. Asi es que disfruta de lo que la vida te da, no pierdas la estima y sobretodo espero continuaràs haciendo todo por el bien tuyo y de tu país. Un abrazo desde Francia !! Eddy