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Written by mike
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Thursday, 10 April 2008 03:59 |
 With less than ten days to go until that dancing dentists' convention, the White Party, descends on Palm Springs, the party's Pied Piper, Jeffrey Sanker is in his final flurry of promotion. The benevolent disco sprite talked to HX this week about the locust-like swarm of queens who are, even now, preparing for their moment in the sun. For those of you nervous about fitting in at the new Xtreme T-Dance, we've culled a few bits from the interview to help you acclimate:
1. This year's party has a 'Studio 54' theme, which is NOT as we
thought, a reference to the median age of party-goers, but instead a
reference to that Ryan Phillippe movie.
2. The Palm Springs Convention Center will be outfitted with a huge disco ball which is, like, a dream come true for the gay Shriners.
3. If you O.D., there's a tram to help you escape.
Unfortunately, it's only if you O.D. on "homo-fabulousness." For
anything else, you might try the Betty Ford Center in neighboring Rancho
Mirage.
4. "Silver is slimming," pronounces Sanker, as thirty thousand thousand queens scramble to wash the Grecian Formula out of their hair.
5. There's a special guest performer whose name starts with a J,
but it's a surprise. While everyone is hoping the last name is Lopez,
we think that it's a better bet that involves a wig and the surname
Sanker.
6. It's really fashionable to show up late. Like by a week. When Coachella starts.
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