Did Y'all Use Your Economic Stimulus Package Dollars on Porn, or Just Beer and Strippers?
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Written by jay
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Thursday, 03 July 2008 04:23 |
They always say porn and alcohol are recession-proof industries... and Valleywag is reporting today that an independent market-research firm went to work surveying new customers of a straight porn site (LSGModels.com -- Warning! Tits! Also, NSFW!) this past month, and 32% of these customers said they purchased memberships in part due to their Economic Stimulus Package checks. The site has in fact seen 20-30% growth in memberships since May. Congress and the Bushies probably should have known better than to think people were going to spend an extra $600 bucks on food and domestic tourism. We spent ours on absinthe, credit card debt and tips shoved in the shorts of a particularly hot go-go boy last weekend. (Luv ya, Greg. Call us.) Feel free to spend some of yours here!
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