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Written by patrik
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Thursday, 13 March 2008 03:20 |
By now we've all learned that much like spandex, high-waisted denim, and black lipstick, Photoshop is a privilege-not a right. Intended for the occasional editorial brush-up and perfect for getting rid of red-eye, dark circles, or God forbid acne, Photoshop is routinely toyed with by amateurs and misappropriated for evil. Some of these instances, such as Mariah Carey's Beyoncified album art for her Emancipation of Mimi LP, are forgivable. Despite obvious tweaking of her body and skin tone,
not to mention the digital alteration of the ThreeAsFour dress she was wearing, the cover became something of an iconic image documenting her reclamation of her former glory. However, some instances, such as the ones documented by blogs such as Photoshop Disasters are perplexing, creepy, and generally unforgivable.
Gawker posted a roundup of their favorite photoshop atrocities, and we'd like to submit for the record this photo of Marco Paris. In a frequently circulated ad for Brahma Studios, notice how Marco is sporting only one nipple. How can this be? Isn't porn about exposing more anatomy and not less?
 HE'S AN ALIEN!!!!!!!
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Photoshop Monster Destroys Bodies! (Gawker)
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