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Written by mike
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Thursday, 31 January 2008 03:13 |
Angry ficus Romaine Patterson won't get off our backs and we're worried a bit about her stability! After bearer-of-bad-news Jason Curious alerted the two to our predictions for their GayVN hosting highlights, Romaine suggested on air to gal-pal Derek Hartley that she'd attack us at the awards. We take back what we said about this event being boring!
"I'll punch him in the face and show him what a hate crime is!" the new mom steamed. Moments later, Romaine threatened to bitch slap our erstwhile defender Jason Sechrest, while maintaining that she was not, in fact, a humorless lesbian.When she giggled at the suggestion of one caller's offer to cut our throat, we finally believed her. Whoa! Those hormone treatments sure can make a gal angry. Derek would have grimaced if his face hadn't been frozen in 2004.
Rather than bore you with more details of the four-hour show (it was
bad enough that we had to endure it), we'll just say, "Thanks for the
free trial, Sirius, but we're going back to listening to our co-workers
type." We're glad we gave the ladies something to talk about (Would the
whole show have been devoted to Carson's Ribs infomercials and the
Sonoma country wine tours otherwise? The world may never know), but
don't get used to it, bitches. We won't be fodder for your drunken
trucker fan base anymore.
EARLIER:
Lady Bunny, Houseplants to Host GayVNs
Radio Homo Derek Hartley Doesn't Like Us
Now Hear This! (JasonCurious.com)
GayVN Host Fight Rolls On (GayPornTimes.com)
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Comments
Such cutting edge stuff.
All this because you called her a ficus? It's not like you called her a fat, wonky-eyed bitch. That would be mean and uncalled for.