<i>Hiding In Hip-Hop</i> Author Teaches Gay NBA Stars To Be Careful Who They Fuck
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Written by patrik
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Thursday, 08 May 2008 11:15 |
Former MTV-exec Terrance Dean, author of the forthcoming tell-all Hiding In Hip-Hop: On The Down Low in the Entertainment Industry from Music to Hollywood, seems to be issuing a promotional teaser on his blog. The anecdote? Dean gives us the salacious details on a tropical tryst he once shared with a prominent NBA basketball player, "Preston". Aside from the alias, our only clues in figuring out who this b-baller might be are the descriptions of his "rock hard ass", his "caramel body", and his "chinky eyes" (and we thought a story about a basketball player in a book that's supposed to be about hip hop was racist, sheesh)! Don't expect him to feel bad about it though, because he's found God. "This journey is not easy, nor is it for the swift. It is given to those who endureth," he writes, before going on to describe: "the tenderness in his kisses is like soft raindrops. They fall delicately all over my body – neck, chest, back, stomach, thighs, and my full extended erection."
When the lovemaking finishes, "Preston" makes an irate phone call, and all we're left with is a message to come back to see what happens when "Preston introduces Terrance to some important people." Could it be Karrine Steffans? Because we're just dying for it to get to the part when some other skank gives the starfucking liar character the idea to ruin the hot basketball player character's life. That'll be fun! Then we can go onto the next chapter where he does it with Will Smith.
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