People said it wouldn't last--and it didn't. One YouTube-video filled year later, Ginch Gonch spokestwunks Benjamin Bradley and Ethan Reynolds are no more. So while the rest of the world is celebrating the impending nuptials of Roman Heart and Benjamin Bradley (together again, just like Pam and Tommy!), we thought we'd take this time to ponder the romance that was too hot not to cool down. We can only hope that Benjamin brings his enthusiasm for banal video diaries with him in this new romantic venture. Godspeed, camera-loving faglets!
Could it have been the public appearance schedule that did them in? Here they are serving cupcakes to the Gossip and being made to touch Perez Hilton. Perhaps it's time for Gloria Steinem to don a pair of feminine masculine underwear and do some investigative reporting on the virtual slavery of the Ginch Gonch corporation:
Perhaps it was the hounding fans. The celeb couple soon internalized the camera's gaze. Here they confess to the demands of a double-celebrity relationship, including the nights spent drinking wine at home to mitigate the intense pressure:
Life on the road is always hard on a relationship. Here, Ben and Ethan prove that nothing is sacred -- and that they've abandoned going green -- by bringing the camera into the bathroom:
Competition between romantically linked celebrities -- especially talented underwear models -- is often cited by tabloids as a source of discontent. Here Ethan shows his diving prowess while Ben is stuck behind the camera:
Life under the West Hollywood microscope can takes its toll on celebrities. Like Mel Gibson and Dog the Bounty Hunter before them, Ben and Ethan issue a public apology (in which they apologize for not updating their now defunct blogs):
Even with Ethan out of the picture, Ben uses YouTube to introduce his new boyfriend. Funny, we never thought of Roman as that hairy!
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