Falcon's concocted yet another way to get rich of the asses of their models. Actually, we can't imagine that uber-gay label Rufskin forked over any licensing fees for their new Roman underwear, named for and modeled after Monsieur Heart's Kardashian- proportioned derrière.
The buttock-revealing, denim bikini-cut underwear are so gay, we have a hard time calling them "underwear" (man-panties might be a more fitting moniker). How gay are they? They come with belt loops so you can hang your thumb off your hip when you want to stand in contrapposto and look sassy at the bar.
Why the Roman and not, say, the Erik? Apparently Roman has a long
herstory with Rufskin, having modeled for them before he did porn.
Since Roman is rumored
to have started doing porn on the day he turned
18, we're a bit suspicious. But it doesn't mean we can't wait to slide
our big business into a fresh pair of Roman underwear. Though of course
we'd rather slide into a fresh pair of (wait for it ...) Roman's
underwear! (I'll be here all week!)
Roman-the underwear and the celebrated power-bottom-will be walking the runway in the annual Rufskin fashion show this Saturday, Mar. 1 in Milan San Diego at a gay bar that's trying to sound like a sports bar called Rich's (scroll down for preview clip). Let's hope all the models looked as butch as they did last year!
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