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Written by jack
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Thursday, 28 February 2008 14:25 |
We thought it would be funny to send out an email to some of our porn star friends asking them to send us their baby pictures. We thought it would be funny because we were drunk at the time. We didn't think anyone would write back. When they did (some, like, the very next day) we thought maybe we could be onto something. Maybe the only thing we're onto is shaky ground for putting up pictures of porn stars next to pictures of toddlers—but hey, it just goes to show you that we were all sweet, innocent babies once. Or something.
Rules: This is sort of like our MySpace music quiz... Match the baby on the left with his grown-up counterpart in the right. If you get them all right, your prize is bragging rights that you're an even bigger porn freak than we are. We even gave you clues. Click here for answers.
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He may look a little darker these days (cool it with the tanning pills, soul brother!), but look at what a l'il sweetie this megastar once was, sitting there, *so over* that sailor suit he could just die.
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a.
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Damien Crosse
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While he now prefers more exotic locales, it's good to know he got his start at the mall.
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b.
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Matthew Rush
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This one doesn't really need a clue. The pout totally gives it away.
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c.
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Roman Heart
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He is probably laughing to himself knowing that one day his biceps will be bigger than his whole body is now.
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d.
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Who'd-a-thunk this runt would grow up to be a GRUNT?
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e.
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Despite the photo, this prolific twunk (that's twink-turned-hunk, dear reader) has yet to play a cowboy (but he has played a park ranger).
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f.
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Michael Lucas
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You might want to put your "thinking cap" on for this one.
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g.
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Jordan Jaric
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This is an appropriate pose given his tendency to pontificate.
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h.
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Though he's currently a certain studio's youngest exclusive, it's hard to imagine him ever being this young.
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i.
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Aden Jaric
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So far, everyone around Sword HQ has been able to guess this one right off, so it's probably too easy.
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j.
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Spencer Quest
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11.
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See below.
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k.
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12.
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See above.
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l.
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Comments
Jeremy Hall proves he was Mr Showbiz right from the start, and Damien Crosse looks like a young Mr Spock.
Plus, someone should tell Santa he's got a big-dicked homosexual on his lap.