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Written by mike
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Monday, 17 March 2008 06:17 |
Porn stars know we live vicariously through them, so while you were busy antiquing and stocking up on toilet paper at Sam's Club, they spent St. Patrick's Day weekend sacrificing their sterling reputations by engaging in semi-anonymous couplings, ingesting illicit compounds and dancing all night. But you needn't pore over their blogs-their so-called lives are all meticulously detailed in our Monday Hangover Report.
Perennial favorite Erik Rhodes didn't disappoint us this weekend-in
fact, he made us damned proud! While some were reporting (again) that
he was trysting with some designing women, according to Rhodes he was fighting
off Satan incarnate (well, a stalker with meth) with the help of a few
well-placed painkillers and a bump of ketamine. Baby steps, right?
Speaking of the devil's minions, Steve Cruz finished filming Hotter
Than Hell for Raging Stallion with the help of Ricky Sinz, Tober Brandt, Logan McCree and
Damien Crosse. The sex must have been good because his co-star...
...RJ Danvers is claiming that his coupling with Damien Crosse this weekend
was the hardest he's ever been fucked in his life, and that he has the rug
burns to prove it. Of course, that didn't stop RJ from meeting up with
new best friend Geoffrey Paine for some, um, bonus features.
...Meanwhile, Collin O'Neal, a man who never met a third-world sex party he didn't
like, kept us entertained with a dispatch from the Maltese island of
Gozo, where he was traipsing with his gorgeous boyfriend to escape his
pedestrian existence in South Beach.
And to think we were proud of ourselves just for finishing our taxes.
RELATED:
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Damien Crosse Becomes Raging Stallion Exclusive
On the Set of Hotter Than Hell
Rhodes, Jacobs, Preston: Three's Company Too!
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