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Written by mike
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Thursday, 27 March 2008 06:56 |
 When it comes to matters of the flesh, it's been an eventful spring. We know that spring break is over for most of you (assuming that any of you, dear readers, are actually young enough to enjoy it), but we're hoping that the time off from the books has given everyone a chance to catch up on the three months of arrests, awards and AndroGel patches that you might have missed. Do you know Erik Rhodes from Eric Hanson? Can you sing all the words to "I Wanna Teabag You?" The most number of correct answers wins free porn from Michael Lucas and first runner-up, a one-month membership on NakedSword.com.
1. Porn star Stonie made news this spring when he unveiled his new
name, persona and breasts. What's our homegirl calling himself these
days?
a. Kayla Coxxx
b. Sharon Kane
c. Brittany Coxx
d. Tory Mason
e. Wendy Williams
2. Which porn star showed up on MTV's True Life "I Work In the Sex Industry" this spring?
a. Aaron James
b. Erik Rhodes
c. Gage Wilson
d. Rick Van Sant
e. Ty LeBoeuf
3. Where has globe-trotting Collin O'Neal not filmed an edition of World of Men?
a. Buenos Aires
b. Edinburgh
c. London
d. Madrid
e. Dominican Republic
4. Who did Benjamin Bradley leave Ethan Reynolds for?
a. Ethan Cage
b. Roman Heart
c. Francois Sagat
d. Jason Ridge
e. TJ Maxxx
5. Michael Lucas turned a venerable-and very sexy-36 this month.
Can you organize the following stars in order of oldest to youngest (according to their MySpace listed ages)?
a. Diesel Washington
b. RJ Danvers
c. Roman Heart
d. Pierre Fitch
e. Collin O'Neal
6. Which star has never been named one of NakedSword's "NakedSwordsman" of the Year?
a. Ben Jakks
b. Gus Mattox
c. Jake Deckard
d. Colby Taylor
e. Marcus Iron
7. Who thanked "a grand jury in Van Nuys" upon receiving a "Hookie" at the 2008 Rentboy Awards?
a. Diesel Washington
b. Jason Curious
c. Brent Corrigan
d. David Forest
e. Mark Dalton
8. Jet Set is releasing Wet Sex, the all-sex version of the gay porn sitcom Wet Palms. Which one of these stars didn't appear in award-winning series?
a. Gus Mattox
b. Michael Soldier
c. Jason Ridge
d. Owen Hawk
e. Bret Wolfe
9. What gay porn star declared "I love perky tits" to Playgirl?
a. Aaron King
b. Zeb Atlas
c. Ben Andrews
d. Michael Lucas
e. Stonie
10. Who got head performed on him while sitting in the front row during the GayVNs this year?
a. Jason Ridge
b. Lady Bunny
c. Erik Rhodes
d. Diesel Washington
e. Caleb Carter
11. What Dark Alley movie did Fleshbot notice had been furtively pulled
from GayVN contention due to a few moments of bareback footage?
a. The Show, Part II
b. Fisting Underground III
c. Mattias von Fistenberg's 8 1/2
d. Dark Alley Dirt
e. Owen Hawk's Raw
12. Who is this?
13. What director-producer called the the comparative GayVN wins for
his best-selling feature versus his better-winning summer sex comedy "a
mystery ... I have many questions, and I need the answers."
a. Michael Lucas
b. John Rutherford
c. Derek Hartley
d. Chris Ward
e. Steven Scarborough
14. When the above said comparing those movies of his was "like
comparing Coca-Cola to Champagne," to which movies was he referring?
Think you've got more right answers than the rest of the idiots taking this quiz? Check here for the answers.
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Wendy Williams
I just clicked over to Wendy William's site ... Does anyone remember the chicken lady from Kids in The Hall?
Beastly!!!!
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