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Written by mike
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Thursday, 17 April 2008 04:29 |
When we
listened to Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern's tirade a month or so back, we were reminded of that old saw
about decrepit morals and the ends of civilizations. While we're currently
enjoying our flesh-filled life of debauchery, we thought we'd offer up this
quiz. Can you tell which of the following coyly worded events happened in the Roman Empire of ancient times… and which ones come from the modern day porn industry? The scenarios, after the jump.
1. In
celebration of an anniversary, a powerful personage summons over
two-dozen men to create a daisy-chain of sex, then capriciously bestows
a generous prize on one of the
participants.
2. A mile-long daisy chain of male
slaves is created for the entertainment of an elder, who demands that each one
attempt auto-erotic asphyxiation at the moment of orgasm.
3. A well-hung power-broker trains
young boys, whom he refers to as "his minnows" to dive between his
legs during swim sessions to nibble on his cock and balls.
4. A respected figure creates an
island-based sexual theme park filled with experts in sexual intercourse that
features triple anal penetration and roving bands of youth.
5. A respected figure creates a nude
all-male haven filled based around natural hot springs where groups of men huddle in
natural grottos and perform BDSM in a semi-private dungeon.
6. An authority figure has a man
imprisoned under false pretenses where he is orally raped.
7. A covey of powerful men contracts
goons to kidnap and imprison objects of their desire from a public street in
the middle of the night. The scene proves so disturbing that local law
enforcement investigates the matter, only to be thwarted when they realize the
identity of the men who contracted it.
8. A powerful man with a fondness
for military trappings and blond-haired boys creates an empire of
licentiousness, paying thousands of men to perform for his pleasure and choosing
lovers at whim, only to have his power challenged and empire attacked by a
series former lovers and confidants engaged in struggles of succession.
9. A former rent boy uses his wiles
to come to power and partners with a cretinous sodomite, only to be ousted
years later.
10. A married noble secretly escapes
at night, takes sexual stimulants and poses as a gilt-nippled escort, taking on
all comers and making top coin in the realm.
Impatient for answers? Well, you're in luck. This one's not a contest, kids. Happy weekend.
And should you find yourself at the White Party, please consult our Sword Guide to GHB and Sword Guide to Fatal Drug Interactions.
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