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Written by patrik
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Wednesday, 23 April 2008 02:26 |
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News hit the web that former '80s pop icon, reality TV star, and popular U.K. hot tranny mess Pete Burns was the subject of a sex tape that leaked to XXX-upload site XTube.com. Under the headline "We NEED To See This!!!!!", American stepchild of bad taste and butcher-of-English-grammar Perez Hilton reported via a source that Pete had released the video himself on amateur site only to take it down a few hours later. The source explained "Pete has a big hairy crack and gets rimmed, and a real ugly cock with overhanging forskin [sic] and huge dangling bollocks. He leaked this himself after he found out his husband has been cheating with hundreds of rent boys." Hilton later posted a follow-up detailing a letter Burns published to his fans about the tape, accusing his ex of leaking it to the web.
Hilton claims to have lifted the letter from Burns' personal website. However, a close examination of the page revealed that no such message exists! Could it be Perez's pervy imagination running wild? The WOW Report investigated the matter, and a "deep-seated" UK source of theirs told quite a different tale. "Sorry but [there's] nothing at all over here," the informant revealed about the story's legitimacy. Ranked the #2 most-googled name in the United Kingdom in 2007, it's within reason that a sex-tape scandal would be making British headlines were there any truth to the matter. "Everyone who's heard or blogged about it seems to be linked back to Perez. Even Pete's bitchy drag queen frenemy Dusty O apparently hasn't seen it, which is surprising as he'd usually be the first to lie about seeing it anyway."
In other news, the sight of the words "Perez Hilton" and "sex tape" in the same sentence continue to cause dizziness, nausea, and yes: upset stomach.
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Seeing the Words "Perez Hilton" and "Sex Tape" in the Same Sentence May Cause Dizziness, Nausea, and/or Upset Stomach
We NEED To See This!!!!! & About That Sex Tape... (Perez Hilton)
For The Record, Baby (WOW Report)
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