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Written by mike
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Wednesday, 30 April 2008 06:42 |
In a moment of cognitive dissonance that can only be compared to finding out your favorite lube was actually LA Looks Gel, gay porn publicist Jason Curious unveiled both his non-Asian paternity and his identity as a sexual top in one fell swoop. The confession came after his inability to access the local spray-tanning salon resulted in the slow fade to his true racial identity, Irish, which might explain his resemblance to Judy Garland.
Our favorite leprechaun also revealed that he doesn't do drugs, except
for a little cocaine, just to be polite and enjoys a small amount of
recreational bare-backing, though less so since he investigated this
HIV thing. We're hopeful he'll still marry us, but we're going to wait
for Sun-Sations to restock their supply of MicroMist.
RELATED:
Jason Curious's Little Earthquakes
The Ones Who Sing At Night (JasonCurious.com)
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