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Written by mike
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Thursday, 19 June 2008 11:38 |
 The Hills is like porno without the good parts: all flash and no cash. Who better then to inaugurate our Separated at Girth feature than creepy, cliche-for-pay OC fratboy Spencer Pratt! Doesn't he remind you of a certain gay-for-pay model who's recently started his own web venture?
When Spencer won't put out, or even flash you a shot of his birthday cakes, try out the porn version: the ever lovable, ever dye-able Dean Coxx of Straight College Men fame! He's just as cheesy, just as straight, but he'll totally show you his butthole if you pay the membership fee at ClubDean.com. What's not to love?
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