Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo has apparently gone into hiding as a scandal unfolds involving drugs and three tranny hookers who he claims he didn't know were trannies. Despite one of the trannies being in posession of his ID and her claims to the press that Ronaldo picked them up in a club, took them to a motel and sent one of them out to get drugs, Brazilian police are saying they are inclined to believe Ronaldo's version of the story, in which he brought one lovely lady back to a motel, only to have her invite two friends over and to discover, to his great and drunken surprise, that they all had penises and wanted to extort him.
