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Written by patrik
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Thursday, 01 May 2008 02:00 |
From behind a pair of vodka martinis and ostensibly through beer goggles, superstar gay DJ Cazwell and the world's #1 transsexual "with a fully functional vagina," Amanda Lepore, announced the confusingly pronounced Z-list nominations for the LOGO channel's first ever "NewNowNext" awards. We're not quite sure what the awards signify in terms of any of those alliterative adjectives, especially since such has-beens as Project Runway's Christian Siriano and VH1's Tiffany "New York" Patterson are among the nominees. However, in an effort to secure a modicum of attention, the network will also be honoring Janet Jackson with a special "Always Next / Forever Now" award for having almost as much plastic surgery as Amanda and thereby making great strides within the human quest for immortality.
For a quick lesson on how to read without ever picking up a book, watch the hot mess of a press conference below.
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