Porn Stars In Their Natural Habitat: Geoffrey Paine Makes Us Feel Prudish
Porn Stars In Their Natural Habitat: Geoffrey Paine Makes Us Feel Prudish
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Written by jack   
Tuesday, 05 August 2008 02:12
geoffrey_paine_sm.jpg Remember last week when we said we'd seen it all? Having just stumbled upon Geoffrey Paine's blog, Paine In The Ass (NSFW), how naive we now feel! Mr. Paine (Not to be confused with the 18th century British revolutionary Thomas Paine), chronicled his Dore Alley weekend in the following blog entry:

Let's list some random things that went into my ass this past weekend:   
1. Of course plenty of 10+ cock I guess I just lucked out on this one
2. Ice at the bar
3. A fist (yes my first but it was small so Im all back to normal now
4. A full beer bottle shaken up and emptied into my ass then into the boys mouth. (Comments were made that i must be dead inside cuz it was still cold)
5. A cock ring without the cock
6. I'm sure many other things were up there but I do not remeber too much.
(on a side note my friend woke up in the morning and used the restroom to come and find out i guess we put olives up his ass too!!! )

Ice? beer? Was he trying to make some sort of anal beer smoothie? Not sure what his non-porn job is, but he frequently posts snaps of himself doing dirty things around the office, like in A Bored Afternoon At Work ... , where he uses his penis to make copies, cums on some office equipment and then drinks his own piss. Anything to pass the time, right?

Here's some choice shots of the ginge-minge gallivanting around town with star buddies:

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avatar Steve Radish
 
 
he's getting a little old for that whore look...
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avatar Geoffrey Paine
 
 
Well if Dolly, Cher, or Mariah has taught me anything... You're never too old for that whoreish look sheesh!!!

Thanks Sword you had me cracking up when i read this hehehe.
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avatar Andy aka uranus @ dudes
 
 
Gregg you fucking ROCK man, can't wait to have a rough session with you, you seem to be a hot Top,and know what strings to pull.mmmmmmmmmm
You told me that you had never done what I propose, however you have done several porno movies and your videos at dudes are so fkng hot,
that i don't think you'll have any trouble escorting.
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Geoffrey Pine is a doll. One of the sweetest guys I have ever met.
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Paine, not Pine
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