We generally don't like other human beings either, but given the choice between Julian in marketing and a headless torso with a detachable penis, well... we're picking Julian. At least he moans when you stick your finger in. OR SO WE HEAR.
Our last trip to the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas resulted in us bringing home a high-energy Latvian, a prescription for Valtrex and a bad case of identity theft. Granted, we may not have gotten it from fingering silicon anuses, but seriously, you don't know where those things have been!
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