Fellow presidential candidate and drag diva Hedda Lettuce has a few things to say to Hillary and Obama. She compares their current battle to the one in Alien vs. Predator, and any day now, as in the final shot of that film, Hillary the alien is "going to fart out a little wet egg somewhere in the corner of an air duct in a building" and when it cracks open the "Hillary monster" is going pop right out again and go for the kill.
