Want your son to become a porn star? The recipe, according to Colby Taylor, is to not talk about sex at all -- pretend it never happens, pretend you never do it, pretend that it's the weirdest thing on earth. Then, when he sees his first porno he'll TOTALLY freak out and discover that in order to be liberated from your bland sexless Shaker existence all he has to do is have sex on camera. Of course, it might also help to give him a huge penis.
