This clip, ca. 1986, comes from camp classic self-help home video Donna Mills: The Eyes Have It, in which Donna tries to do Brenda Dickson one better by getting sudsy in the tub.
Like other shameless soap stars of the era, Knots Landing star Donna Mills revealed her makeup and beauty tips in this Vaseline-on-the-lens, 55-minute masterpiece -- which has curiously been scrubbed from her IMDB page -- and lets loose with some fantastically soft-core porn lines, delivered sexy-voiced from the tub like, "Start out with a sultry bubble bath... give yourself over to romance and glamour." She then has a mini-orgasm.
And holy shit, the outfits.
This goes out to you, Deven Green. This one could use a new voiceover too. UPDATE!: Oh, snap. See below for the spoof Deven already made.
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