Chi Chi Larue has a new movie out, everybody! And it’s got Johnny Hazzard in it! And it’s called Everybody Fucks.
Is that supposed to be a play on popular children’s book Everyone Poops?
Is this going to be a lesson about how butt sex is healthy and everybody does it?
Actually it’s just an all-sex flick and they’ve basically just given up on titling things at Channel One (see also #Leather and Sucked Off In Weird Places).
The cast features Alex Adams, Alexander Greene, Armando De Armos, Dustin Steele, Johnny Hazzard, Nick Cross, and Valentin Petrov.
Here’s the trailer:
Another boring rubber sausage fest from LaRue.
After being married for five years I can tell you that the title is totally untrue.
OUCH.
I like a good fuck fest … I was in Johnny Hazards first movie ever, Oral Exams, and I have to say Johnny is nothing but an exceptionally talented porn performer and person in general. All my love … XOXO Chad Hunt
Is Chad Hunt down on his luck and looking to get back into porn? All of a sudden he’s available for comments.
Not only am I surprised to see Chi Chi LaRue release something other than an 80’s compilation DVD, I wasn’t aware Johnny Hazzard was still doing movies. Although personal experience has shown me he isn’t a very nice person. So I wouldn’t object if he decided to retire and fade into obscurity.
He has basically given up because of online piracy and doesn’t support the industry move towards bareback.