Some people will do anything to get Jessie Colter’s pants off, it seems (and I can’t really blame them), but you have to draw a line somewhere!! Today Colter contends a flight attendant dumped a cup of hot water in his lap.
Ouch! Obviously it wasn’t on purpose, but not on the goods, honey!
“My last flight with united,” the sexy self-professed “Bottom King,” en route home from a trip to Atlanta Pride, tweeted to the more than 53,000 followers of his @JessieColterXXX account earlier this afternoon.
For his trouble, Colter says he was promised a free flight voucher. Unfortunately, when the Bound Gods and Use Me Like a Tool star landed, gate agents knew nothing of the inflight agreement. Talk about adding insult to injury.
Hopefully the burns to Jessie’s thighs aren’t too serious and don’t leave any marks. The bright side, of course, is they aren’t on his most famous part — that infamous ass!
The true silver lining? I foresee this scenario becoming the premise of a scene in an upcoming Jessie Colter’s Mile High Club film! (For which I want partial credit, thankyouverymuch.)
Watch Jessie getting plowed by sexy, hung Charlie Harding here.