Joe Panik Nude Photos Still Not Leaked, So I’ve Photoshopped Him Into Some Baseball Porn

Giants rookie Joe Panik, who’s become one of the stars of this 2014 World Series, still has not had any shirtless or nude photos of him quietly leaked onto the internet, despite my requests a couple weeks ago. So I’ve had to make my own.

What would be really awesome would be if he could pull a Grady Sizemore and turn into an iPhone selfie slut, but that’s probably not happening this season. And he seems so fucking wholesome in interviews, so who knows. Maybe he’ll never let us see any of the goods!

No camera has managed to capture him sensuously stripping in the Giants locker room, so I’ve done the next best thing.

Here’s what he would look like getting sucked off by a Buster Posey stand-in wearing some sort of catcher’s gear. Or whatever that guy is wearing.

This is actually a scene from this bizarre Falcon thing, and the sports gear makes little sense.
This is actually a scene from this bizarre 2012 Falcon thing, and the sports gear makes no sense.

 

Here’s Joe Panik fucking Josh Bangs in Hot House’s helmet-heavy Get Your Ass In Gear.

Photo from Hot House's Get Your Ass In Gear. The other model is Josh Bangs
Photo from Hot House’s Get Your Ass In Gear.

 

Here’s Joe as a Fratmen model.

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Here’s Joe getting a baseball bat up his ass from Jimmy Durano.

From Club Inferno Dungeon.
From Club Inferno Dungeon.

 

This is from Joe’s earlier days as a twink porn star, bottoming while still in baseball gear for Max Carter at Helix Studios.

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And hey, it’s Joe Panik in Jake Cruise’s Damn Yankers!

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Here’s Joe’s best cumshot!

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