Johnny Rapid’s Favorite Kind Of Porn To Watch Is “A Girl Get Pounded The Fuck Out Of Really Hard”

Rocco Reed and Johnny Rapid stayed on the same couch and stayed in the same clothes as their last interview for QueerMeNow, but at least they switched roles. This time, Rocco interviews Johnny for QueerClick in what is the most revealing Johnny Rapid interview of all time. (Don’t be jealous, Stacey Gone Wild.)

Rocco Reed should stop being an awful gay porn star and become a mediocre gay porn interviewer who reads things from word docs, because at least here he doesn’t have to fake anything (unless he’s faking that he can read?). And Johnny Rapid admitting that he is secretly an aggressive top in real life (is that what straight men who fuck ladies are called—”tops”?) is just the most adorable thing I think I’ve ever heard. Bless his heart. And his hole.

 

 

37 thoughts on “Johnny Rapid’s Favorite Kind Of Porn To Watch Is “A Girl Get Pounded The Fuck Out Of Really Hard””

  1. Not everyone who watches Johnny Rapid porn is a jaded old entitled American Queen who has purportedly done ‘everything.’ Why shouldn’t he have been excited about going to LA for the first time – it’s equivalent could be a young peasant boy from the country seeing St Petersburg for the first time – I know, American ‘culture’ cannot compare.
    Johnny comes across as a very sweet boy. On camera (porn roles) he has the X Factor, otherwise no one would be talking about him, either to praise or denigrate. I love the way he takes cock in his hot ‘little’ hole. He looks like he is able to accommodate even the thickest and longest, if Rafael Alencar is anything to go by. As a top he is too petite to be believable, and as a straight top totally unbelievable! LMFAO! Other than that he is a favourite of mine. Live all his facial contortions and the gap between his teeth. It will be interesting to watch him mature on film. I hope he doesn’t get too far into the muscle queen look, it will ruin his appeal.

  2. Thanks for a marvelous posting! I seriously enjoyed reading it, you are a
    great author. I will be sure to bookmark your blog and will often come back very soon.
    I want to encourage you to ultimately continue your great posts,
    have a nice holiday weekend!

  3. Johnny Rapid is adorable, but he’s got almost no charisma on camera and he cannot suck a cock to save his life. He is still cute as hell, though…

  4. Okay, I looked it up, and could not find a song called “Tonight” by John Lennon. Can anyone help me out here? It’s not even on the Wikipedia page of “John Lennon Songs.” Am I missing something here, cuz both Rocco and Johnny seem to know this song.

    1. Bonita Springs

      I think he means this:

      Of course, it’s just pure speculation on my part, personally I find it hard to imagine he got this drivel mixed up with John Lennon then again, I am not inside the fertile, dark, wet terrain known as Johnny Rapid’s brain.

  5. This made me kinda sad… He looks roughed up, and not in a good way. And is he a little slow?
    Rocco Reed, otoh, is ALL good. Oh man, is he ever!

    1. Bonita Springs

      I’m feeling more of a “Gator” vibe myself….
      I guess that would make Stacey Gone Wild his Dawn Davenport…..

  6. Oh Gawd. Highlight of his career was going to LA? I almost feel sorry for him now. At least he’s got some rabid fans.

    1. LOL…u r too funny with that L.A. dig…I thought Johnny was adorable though. Strikes me as one of those guys that will be arrested in five years for masturbating in a firehouse….

      1. He won’t get caught. He’ll be gaily fapping away while Staceygonewild keeps watch and distracts the firemen by reminding everyone how disgusting I mean disgusted she is.

    2. Considering you know nothing about his trip to LA, what’s your point?

      What should a career high light before a 20 year old porn star?

      1. You are right. I know next to nil as to what transpired during his stay in LA except he got boned on camera ad nauseum, but I did find it funny the almost insipid way he said that his career highlight was going to LA. Sure, it might have been the best time of his young life; I still thought it was funny. It’s like asking a Chinese tourist what was the highlight of his trip to New York and he said going to Olive Garden. Who am I to say it’s not the best Italian food he’s had in his life? But I’d still find it funny. I enjoy this website for its irreverent humor and banter. Sorry if you didn’t see the humor that I did that led to my comment!

        1. I’m impressed you didn’t point out that I spelled ‘highlight’ ‘high light’ and ‘be for’ = before.

          I get the humor, and he did sound simple when he said it. I just don’t like laughing AT these people when there are so many opportunities to laugh WITH them.

          1. Your grammatical syntax is irrelevant to my point of argument.
            I’m afraid you may be disappointed for requesting us to attain this level of magnanimity in a gay porn blog. Johnny Vapid FTW!

        2. I got your humor in your post, I think the part that over did it was when you said you feel sorry for him. Saying you feel sorry for someone in a joking way is very judgmental and “mean girl.”

  7. Daniel from Brazil

    Don’t know why but I just want to take you home and take care of you.
    You are so fucking cute, Johhny!

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

The maximum upload file size: 50 MB. You can upload: image. Links to YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and other services inserted in the comment text will be automatically embedded. Drop file here

Scroll to Top