The ‘So You Think You Can Fuck’ Season 4 finale is out, and sorry to spoil it for you, but Landon Conrad won.
In the final, 100th episode of the season, we get a lot of heartfelt “looking back” moments set to dramatic film-score orchestral music. Things kick off with Armond Rizzo, Trenton Ducati, and Landon Conrad making host Matthew Rush feel really fucking old by talking about how they’ve been watching him in porn since they were in diapers.
Then they do the usual reality-show schtick when it comes to the reveal, complete with dramatic, sweaty close-ups of all six contestants after Matthew Rush says, “And the winner is!…”
But yeah, it’s Landon. He’s excited. He won a lifetime supply of Spunk Lube or something.
And then there’s this totally hilarious moment right after when Matthew Rush points to an obviously non-existent screen, somewhere in the air in the forest to their left, saying, “Let’s take a look back at your journey, shall we?” Landon can not stifle a laugh about the imaginary screen thing.
Dominic Ford hosted an event for the big reveal last night at Revolver in West Hollywood and a few other porn stars showed up including the recently un-retired Brent Corrigan, Mitch Vaughn, and Billy Santoro.
The final tally, which was based partly on points won in the competition and partly on online voting, was:
And Landon posted this on Twitter this a.m. I guess there’s an actual, physical award for this thing.
— Landon Conrad (@LandonConrad) May 1, 2014
There was no sex scene for this final episode, since the competitive fucking portion of the event was complete, but below you can flash back to Landon’s fuck scene with Armond Rizzo, where they fucked standing up in the rain. But, as a bonus, the Blue Team (Landon, Tommy, and Vance Crawford) did a threeway cam show that you can now watch if you join DominicFord.com.