Let’s All Mock Straight Porn Star Evan Stone In This ‘Sister Wives’ Parody

In case you’ve missed it, there’s a kind of funny web series called “Good Clean Porn” in which all the sex gets edited out of straight porn, and funny guy Steven Sims does some running commentary on all the terrible B-roll. This week’s target: Sister Wives XXX, a porn parody of the polygamist reality show.

Star Evan Stone is a pretty terrible actor, as are all his big-titted co-stars. Also funny: He keeps referring to them as “my sister wives,” even though in this premise that’s what they’d call each other, and he’d just called them “my wives.” Perhaps we should blame the writers at Vivid.

Anyway, the show is a fine way for gay men to point and laugh at straight porn without having to see a single vagina.

It’s straight porn with all the disgusting parts removed!

 
[Good Clean Porn]
 

12 thoughts on “Let’s All Mock Straight Porn Star Evan Stone In This ‘Sister Wives’ Parody”

  1. I’m mocking Evan Stone these days for an entirely different reason. I used to follow him on social media, until his feed became nothing but pro-Trump nonsense. I mean, if you’re that dumb, it’s no wonder you’re doing porn. But come on, I didn’t join to hear your political ignorance.

    Since this post was made, Even has apparently branched out into cuckold porn. And not just that! It’s the cum-eating kind, where the other guy waits for him to finish, then eats his cum. Yup, you read that right. About a half dozen men out there have eaten Evan’s cum out of (or off of) a girl he just fucked. And yes, I’ve watched for edits, and there don’t seem to be any, so I’m pretty sure it’s the real thing.

  2. I have a Question …HOW MANY REAL GAY GUYS Watch porn just to see all this hot guys having sex like animals , my question is for REAL GAY GUYS Not Bi or Bicurios or heteroflex.

    1. Me definitely, but as you can read many here are really the so called bisexual that’s why they tolerate g4p models bcoz they are into pussy as well. Some here wanted to make love to a trans man it wasnt a problem to them bcoz they are confused straight guy pretending to be gay. Actually these bisex people should have their own blog so that they leave us THE GAYS in peace, they ruined our porn.

      1. I´m Agree with you they should have their own Blog but I find funny that a lot of REAL GAY MENS watch porn because gay porn sadly is boring with all this g4p models making crap scenes , I mean I love to watch gay porn when both models are really gay because they you can see how much they enjoy sex , for example the Scene between Dale Cooper and Colby Keller is one of my favorites , I stop watching Men since all the performers are g4p but I still watching Titan Men because as they said they have the politic of work with only gay performers.

  3. I have a Question… HOW MANY REAL GAY GUYS Watch straight porn just for see the fucking hot guys making love like Animals ?

    1. Here. I got enough of straight guys fucking other guys for money. But it’s a bummer to find their profiles on the internet.

    2. ME!!! And proud to continue doing it.

      It’s nostalgic for me to watch straight porn since it’s the first porn I watched. I love watching the guys mercilessly fuck the hell out of women, which is very lacking in gay porn. Also love watching DP scenes and seeing straight guys get their ass fingered and eaten.

  4. Oh, Evan Stone! Talk about memory lane! I used to watch his videos back in my closet days. I was also a fan of Peter North, who actually did gay porn in the 80s. The king of the “Pop Shot” took it up the poop chute! Good times!

    1. Evan took a strap on up the ass in his first movie called “Queen’s Challenge”. It was covered up and practically deleted from existence when he became a “star” for Vivid video. The same company did the same with its first female star Ginger Lynn who worked with an African American man in one of her first movies. Many porn fans denied it’s legitimacy like they did the Tom Byron Trans photos when they reemerged. He was also Tarzan at one of the Disney theme parks.

      1. Well, unless Vivid just stopped in the middle of it, they didn’t do a very good job, because that scene is on just about every tube site out there now. Somebody even cut the scene down to the thirty seconds where she’s doing him doggy style, pulling his hair and making him arch his back.

        Now I kind of wish I hadn’t seen it. Not because it’s gross or anything, but because if ever a man had an ass that deserved lots of fucking, it’s his, and to have a career as long as his with only one pegging scene in it is a tragedy.

        (On another note, Anna Malle, may she rest in piece, pegs men like a pro; it was no surprise to see her wailing away on Stone after seeing her turn out Rod Fontana.)

  5. It doesnt matter for me if I see a vagina obviously it’s straight porn. I love watching these guys passionately making love to these girls. They are HOT specially in an orgy scene which I sadly cant compare to our porn. The guy in the pic is hot although blond and old.

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