Going after Trump on dick size to make your presidential case. Really, Marco?
The fact that the GOP race as degenerated into little more than a junior high brawl played by people masquerading as adults is nothing new. While there are plenty of dicks in the race, this may be the first time dick size has entered into things between the contenders.
As NBC tells it,
“Marco Rubio again unleashed an array of sharp attacks on Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, jabbing at his “small hands” and “spray tan.” Donald Trump isn’t gonna make America great; he’s gonna make America orange,” he said.”
In response to the property mogul calling him “little Rubio,” Rubio conceded that Trump was taller than him. However, the Florida senator suggested Trump had small hands for his height.
“And you know what they say about guys with small hands,” Rubio said with a smile, prompting stunned laughter from the crowd.
After a brief pause, he added: “You can’t trust ’em!” The crowd responded with applause.
Considering the gay rumors floating around Marco and the artist who already painted The Donald with a micropenis, there’s not much to add except the obvious, way to keep it classy, Republicans. Way to keep it classy!