It’s a strange world we live in when Colton Ford is singing “Losing My Religion” and Michael Stipe is making porn. At 10:07 a.m. on July 4th, the gay rocker Michael Stipe uploaded his portrait to guyswithiphones.com. At the same time, his boyfriend, the photographer Thomas Dozol, uploaded his. Joining this worldly duo? Some unknown young star-fucker.

As reported by QueerClick, some commentors on the iPhone portrait website got busy connecting the dots, first zeroing in on Stipe and then connecting the identical tile pattern in the background of each of the four photos. We’re surprised that Michael Stipe would want to publicly chronicle his morning threesome, but we’re even more surprised to learn that art fags do, in fact, have sex.