New Gay Porn Power Couple Alert??

Not again! Serial porn star dater and former paraplegic pornographer Jake Cruise is up to his old tricks—this time with Tate Ryder, who just recently got out of a long term relationship. Is going from Trenton Ducati to Jake Cruise considered an upgrade? Also, what kind of hospital has a locker room right next to an operating room?

I’d wish the happy couple good luck, but knowing Jake, this won’t end well. In fact, Jake posting these photos of him and Tate Ryder today seems to be yet another dickslap in the face to one of Jake’s ex-boyfriends. Coincidentally(?), today is also the day that Jake and ex-boyfriend Kyler Ash’s scene finally went live on JakeCruise.com. Oh the SHADE of Miss Cruise!

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19 thoughts on “New Gay Porn Power Couple Alert??”

  1. I personally hope that Jake Cruise is laughing all the way to his bank. Niche market? Perhaps. But IT, is still alive and cranking out current content. Oh, here’s to you – Mrs. Cruise!

    1. He filmed some scenes before retiring, perhaps this is one of them.
      (or perhaps he changed his mind about it!)

    2. when he tweeted that he was available for the next for hours in WeHo with a rentboy.

      Please don’t judge me. I’m as disappointed as you.

  2. At least this one looks happy to be there, and not scared pissless or about to commit suicide like the others.

    1. It actually scares me that Tate looks happy to be there.

      I wonder what Trenton thinks about him. He must feel a bit embarrassed that they even dated seeing that. Has Trenton ever filmed at cocksure or jake cruise studios?

  3. It’s nice that Jake Cruz’s nursing home has a patient release program so he can hook up with (obviously) casting-couch twinks. I shudder looking at the guys tricking with him. Talk about grandpa issues.

  4. Honey, get it together. You can wear white shoes AFTER Memorial Day but not AFTER Labor Day. His shoes are the only thing that don’t nauseate me about this scene.

  5. Look at those grandpa shoes he’s wearing not to mention breaking the wearing white shoes before labor day. I think he needs to invest in a good pair of diabetic shoes with Velcro.

    1. No white shoes BEFORE Easter. No white shoes AFTER Labor Day.

      If you’re mother’s Southern, clearly she didn’t smack you in the back of the head enough.

      1. Cut me some slack, at the time I was typing this I was thinking of all the odors that come out of Jake Cruise when he is having sex, a blend of rotten eggs, shit, dead fish, dirty feet, smegma, body odor and sulfur, which caused me to have a seizure and be placed in a 51/50 weekend hold.

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