New Gay Porn Power Couple Alert: Jake Cruise And Blade Woods???

After dumping former gay porn star boyfriend Topher DiMaggio, it seems geriatric temptress Jake Cruise has moved on to some fresher and younger meat!

As of press time, neither Jake Cruise nor hot blond newcomer Blade Woods would confirm or deny their relationship, but come on! It’s obvious they’re together.

Judging by the twinkle in their eyes, Jake and Blade are very much in love!

How long will the romance last? Forever, hopefully!

Congrats to the happy couple!

Whoa! Careful Jake!! Don’t choke! LOL!

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9 thoughts on “New Gay Porn Power Couple Alert: Jake Cruise And Blade Woods???”

    1. Hmmmn, Jake Cruise really should retire….He really shouldn’t be in front of the camera…If he wants to be behind the camera, great, but when you have totally lost your butt, and have a lot of cottage cheese running up your backside, Most people have already left the site due to they have now been blind sided……Really is that what people pay to see ?

      1. Jake can make some really good porn,But he needs to stay behind the camera
        because he is DISGUSTING. He doesnt need to prove to everyone that he can
        get these hot young guys. Anyone that can afford to pay them can have them.
        Maybe he wouldnt be so objectionable if he at least had a huge cock but he
        doesnt. But pics and vids of him having sex is a really big turn-off for most
        porn viewers

        1. Big dick or not, old as hell or not, it’s definitely neither of them that turn me off about him. It’s that he looks so unhealthy and that face is just creepy. If he was 20 years younger with the exact same face and body and no white hairs I still wouldn’t want to see him in front of the camera.

          The director in ChaosMen, I don’t mind seeing him because he doesn’t look ridiculously out of shape as Jake Cruise does. Also Trojan Rock is a bit heftier now but even he at one point was in great shape. I personally wouldn’t mind seeing him in front of the camera now he’s attractive for an older gentleman.

  1. Wow look at those spider veins in pics 4 and 5 and the cottage cheese taint on Jake! I guess Jake finally dumped his beauty queen loving boyfriend.

    You know people that practice BDSM have a “safe word” when things start to get too rough. I think something similar might be needed for Jake Cruise, some of guys could not hide their repulsion in the still photos. I’m thinking something along the lines of “SHADY PINES JAKE” or “COLOSTOMY BAG”,

    1. I would subscribe to JC’s site for life to hear “Shady Pines, Jake!” I would also accept his cameraman calling him a “cantankerous little prune.”

  2. I fixed the Twitter link (Brad’s account was set to private so I took a photo of his tweet).

    Also: I can’t take credit for “geriatric temptress”! That’s long been The Sword’s nickname for JC, way before I started editing the site. It was either Paul, Mike, or Jay who originally coined it.

  3. LMAO! Geriatric Temptress that is brilliant!

    This is like looking at a bloody car crash. So atrocious yet you can’t help but look in horror.

    BTW on your Brad Star story, for those of us who don’t keep up with twitter or don’t want to follow him, can you please tell us what that post was about on his twitter?

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