New Gay Porn Power Couple Alert: Topher DiMaggio and Jake Cruise!

Whoa! None of us could have ever seen this one coming, but it’s true! Both Topher DiMaggio and Jake Cruise have confirmed to The Sword that they are in fact dating!

The May-December romance began on Valentine’s Day when Topher and Jake were seen canoodling at The Abbey in WeHo. Ever since, the unlikely duo have been joined at the hip, attending bingo games, spa days, and ballroom dance classes!

To celebrate their whirlwind love affair, they filmed the below erotic massage scene, which marks Topher DiMaggio’s final performance of his career!

Says Topher, “I couldn’t think of a more dignified way to wrap up my career than by filming my last scene with my silver fox, Jake. After this scene, I made the decision to retire. Bye everyone.”

“Topher makes me feel like a kid again!” says Jake Cruise. “What more can I say, other than I’m over the moon with joy! Time for my nap.”

Congratulations, Topher DiMaggio and Jake Cruise!

[JakeCruise.com: Jake Cruise Massages Topher DiMaggio]

 

31 thoughts on “New Gay Porn Power Couple Alert: Topher DiMaggio and Jake Cruise!”

  1. Can’t stop laughing at the expression on Jake’s face when he’s going down on Topher in the second photo…

  2. Make Them Eat It

    The only thing funnier than the headline and text of this article is the accompanying photography (and that Zach didn’t doctor it at all). Oh man, that last pic. Jake’s facial expression is that of a man who stumbled and before he could brace himself: there was Topher’s dick in his mouth! Wha happen?!?

    Good thing Jake lost his gag reflex in the Peloponnesian War. Thank you! Try the veal!

    But seriously, how romantic are these pictures of these two? Talk about lovestruck! Topher looks outright dumbfounded! Ah, kismet!

  3. That was funny and I have to add: First of all wait till some of you get in your late sixties and your horny as hell and you want a gorgeous POA like Topher and everyone is going ugh and barf about you cause you had the nerve to get old. Two, whatever you want to say about Topher he is exceedingly handsome and that first picture of his gorgeous body and that V shape…OMG. I don’t know if he escorts but whatever he asks for a body, face like that he is worth it. Wow.

  4. Can’t some people play along with it knowing that it is an April fools day joke without getting called stupid ?
    Some will buy into it, some won’t but geez talk about a case of the monday mornings.

  5. Wow, people are so fucking stupid. Zach, you’re obviously more intelligent than most of your readers.

    1. Jake’s a millionaire; Topher’s a prostitute – what’s not to be believed ? It definitely got me for a sec!

  6. Ooook hold up. I’m sorry but this is creepy. Nothing against love, I’m a gay man and I care all about all types of love. But this? Nooo! Topher is one of my favorites and it just seems like Jake is more of his dad than a lover. Oh well, whatever makes them happy. Sucks to see Topher go though, he’s one of the few good gay performers.

    1. LOL Zach you are so sly…I just noticed the date (plus the line about the nap kind of gave it away).

  7. Long and happy life to Topher and Jake.
    I cannot wait to see the annoucement of the romance between Ken Ryker and Max Ryder followed by Celine Dion and Jeff Stryker.
    Spring is here, love is waking up.
    Cupidon did well this year again.

  8. The sad thing is that if this story came out any other day of the year it would have been believable. Topher looks like such a high-maintenance queen that he really needs a sugar daddy to keep up with all his eyebrow waxing expenses and whatnot. On the real though doing a scene with Jake Cruise is almost like doing a scene with Treasure Island. It’s just that creepy.

  9. Doktor Avalanche

    I heard from a VERY reliable source that Jake loves being put in diapers by Topher, not as some sort of baby fetish, but rather because he has an Alzheimer’s fetish.

    Happy April Fool’s Day!

  10. Ok so next week Jake will leave Topher for the bear that left Christopher Daniels and all will top Zeb Atlas who will take up with Colby Jansen, his wife and Paul Wagner in a poly relationship, to which everyone who reads this blog will blame Treasure Island for. Just another week in porn Hollywood.

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