All Hands On Dick

Johnny Rapid is swashbuckling back onto the blue screen in “Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody”. And he’s bringing some very hot cargo.

Timing can be everything in gay porn. And when it comes to timing the releases of their gay porn parodies, Men.com’s timing never fails.

Along with tomorrow’s release of the fifth film in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, “Dead Men Tell No Tales”, “Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody” will be coming to a monitor near you on the very same day.

gay porn pirates caribbean Filmed in Spain, “Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody” is directed by Marc MacNamara. The dynamic team of Marc and Diego Sans made “Tarzan: A Gay Parody” one of the best gay porn films of last year. And that was before their relationship had started to smolder off screen as well.

 
gay porn pirates caribbean Men.com had been rolling out the clues as to who will be “navigate the high seas in search of some booty” for the past week

“The high seas are a hard and dangerous place for a pirate.”

 
“Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody” sets sails tomorrow with the return of Johnny Rapid and the swarthy, sexy Diego Sans


[Watch Johnny & Diego in “Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody – Part 1” at Men]

 

7 thoughts on “All Hands On Dick”

  1. Boring I’m so tired of watching straight people have super gay sex. Stop hiring people that do like gay sex WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?

  2. Of course Diego Sans OMFG are u not tired and bored from that shitty dumb monkey?! And Johhny Rapid again please please stop my eyes burning…. Hope not see DS and Colton in one scene.. And Diego MUST be BOTTOM once and for all. He is bottom bitch – let see that

    1. Well when you’re dating the director what do you expect. As long as that dumb monkey is dating that guy I’m sure you’ll keep seeing him more and more.

      1. FINALLY thank GOD someone understand me!!! I talk that since one or two years ago whne Diego was a chosen for ”execlusive” model i was sure that he is dating and he is bf od Marc Manaly. If someone look at the new exclusive models will see they HAVE NOT so much scenes as Diego am I right??? Yes i am! And when i said they r bf and have something between them all said that is stupid well all u seen that and what u will have to say?! Why Diego playing only top when we all know he has bottomed before (i hate him but i watched a scene where he si bottom). SO get the fuck out Diego or to say Luiz

  3. Another barely middling latex opus set in a time when there was no latex. Performances no doubt as shrink wrapped and non-erotic as the dicks.

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