Poor Man’s Taylor Lautner Fucks Poorly-Named Girth Brooks

In what is absolutely one of the most bizarre pairings in recent memory, Girth Brooks and a twink who’s a few abs away from Taylor Lautner fuck in a warehouse for MenHardAtWork.

Despite having one of the worst porn names in gay porn history, I can’t hate on Girth Brooks. Because of his dick. And the twink, Seth Knight? Just precious.

[MenHardAtWork]

8 thoughts on “Poor Man’s Taylor Lautner Fucks Poorly-Named Girth Brooks”

  1. just upload the link where girth brooks is getting fucked, we all are for looking for from a long time,can’t wait any further!!

  2. I agree as all hell with all that has been said about Girth Brooks but unlike Zach and most other porn critics, I love men/boy scenes. I know everybody – including the two actors involved – hated the Eric Rhodes/Brent Corrigan pairing but to this day it is still one of my favorite flip-flops of all times.

  3. When I saw the title of this article, “Poor Man’s Taylor Lautner Fucks Poorly-Named Girth Brooks”, my eyes enlarged beyond belief. I thought for a second Girth Brooks was actually going to get fucked, (and by a twink, no less!), something I’ve been wanting to see for a long time. But alas, he’s topping again. Oh well.

      1. His ass looks okay to me. I could easily imagine seeing it get fucked! And seeing a twink do it would be hot and hilarious at the same time. Almost like the one time Berke Banks got fucked when he was at Sean Cody.

        1. That thing is almost concave. Someone write that man a prescription for his Noassatall. (OK, now I’m just being mean-spirited, which I try not to do. I apologize in advance.) But yes, it would be uproarious for him to have the honors done on that pancake melting into his upper thighs by a twink who can actually sustain an erection during a sex scene.

          (You know, I have never seen a Berke Banks scene. I don’t know if I’ve missed anything.)

  4. I’m sure he’s a lovely fellow, but the appeal of Girth Brooks flies right past me. I’ve seen two scenes of his, one with Colby & Connor, and one with Chris & one of the many Tristans. And it seemed like his job was to keep sucking the heat out of the scenes he was in. A thick dildo mounted on a wall bracket could have sufficed to fill his role.

  5. Does having a huge dick matter if you can’t even get it hard with ED drugs and injections? I thought that Girth Brooks is the worst kind of low rent trade trash doing it for money…then you find out his family is loaded. So why the fuck is he making gay porn if 1) he doesn’t need the money and 2) he isn’t going to ACTUALLY give any effort beyond injecting his penis with a chemical to make it hard? He doesn’t kiss, suck, rim or do anything more than get serviced and fuck but I guess that last one should put him ahead of Cody Cummings for the parasite award except people give Cody a pass for looking better.

    Can 2011 be the year we tell the shitty gay4payers to haul their asses from gay porn? Pretty please with some self respect on top.

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