How to measure a person’s power? It starts by having the ability to publish a list on the internet, which automatically makes you the arbiter of who is truly powerful. From there, it’s a mix of personal opinion, who you want to fuck, and who you want to be friends with. These exemplary individuals have managed to influence the way others produce and consume gay porn — either through their public personas, Twitter meltdowns, or wealth — and have affected the industry as a whole.
Here are The Sword’s Top 50 Most Powerful And Influential People In Gay Porn:
50. Steven Daigle
49. Wolf Hudson
48. Derrick Burts
47. Axl
45. Jake Lyons
44. PAIGE
43. AJ Monroe
42. Trophy Blog
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1. Photoshop
This was brilliant!
I mean really bitch. Must we really do this? I see daddy gone have to teach you a lesson. See, I’m the King “Bey” in these honey nut cheerios. My name stays in your fucking mouth for no apparent reason at all. Lets be real. K. I mean, are you really going to sit there at your CPU and type up this dumb shit and act like you don’t see the innovation behind TrophyBlog? Act like you don’t see the long list of stars we have backing our site up. A re-tweet here a re-teet there, a interview here a interview there. Shit is critical suga. I mean are you really going to…..Hahaha– oh baby you to old for this haha. Ok….here is what I am going to do. I did not think it would come this far. I’m going to show you why our name is relevant to these entertainers. I’m going to show you why I have other REAL blogs backing MY SHIT up and entertainers from many studios retweeting our shit everyday. I’m going to give you a shout out when we do our confrence call with one of the sexiest models from Randyblue this week. K sweetie. Zach,….. girl, your days are limited girl. Just go silently like the rest of them. Let the young people run this mutha. I am going to show you why we do what we do bitch. And i mean this. Because this is getting old baby. Like I said you to old for this…..kinda like you. I mean when you saw our new site I was told …. well I was told you looked like a has been. This is true right? I mean you are a “Has been” right? — Look sweetie. You keep my site and my crew out your mouth or Im going to stick my foot so far up your ass you will need a top just to remove my red bottoms. K
Classy…
Paige should have been closer to the top… I mean she has done “so much.”
lol awesome! Sadly though if one were to make a serious list of influental ppl in gay porn, some of these would probably make the list.
Brilliant, Zach. Simply and elegantly brilliant.
Wolf Hudson LOL
That was the best part!!!!
I’m absolutely outraged. How can you exclude such power brokers as retired performer, LeNair Xavier (now pronounced: Hah-vee-air) and veteran porn daddy, Diesel Washington. In retirement, Mr. Xavier has dedicated his life to exposing the dark side of porn, which he discovered when he began his career at the mature and wise age of 34. Mr. Washington should be recognized for his efforts in reminding the industry that there was a time when models were treated like STARS (dammit!) Mr. Washington selflessly creates press opportunities for other stars and genorously shares his knowledge and experience with the young punks who are entering porn without the respect deserving of the industry.
Are you going further with the joke or you actually do have a stick in your hole? You clearly know this is a complete satire of what’s the bullshit of porn industry right? Yeah, Denzel is a bit of a fame-whore, but I don’t think he really “deserves” the name on this “list”.
Ah hello. Me and Laura D. You are so fired. tv
I’m wondering if Mr. Daigle will be horrified or honored? LOL!
will I ever get those 5 minutes of my life back? Probably not…FML
lmao…very clever
lol – yep, gotta love photoshop! lol! And 41 – 4 extras. :)
Photoshop is HAWT.
Stupid.
Lol – awesome
Lol, I love it!