For those of you who follow the minute-by-minute developments of gay porn stars’ romances, this is BIG NEWS.
For the rest of you, feel free to click away.
Basically, Falcon’s man of the hour Ryan Rose, who this week got a total of 600 Grabby Award nominations for his penis and pretty face, broke up with boyfriend Ethan Slade sometime around the holidays, or thereabouts. I just know they were together at Folsom Street Fair and at Hustlaball in NY, and then they weren’t, and during one of his endless, stultifying ask.fm sessions in January he alluded to the fact that he might have been cheated on, and talked about how having extracurricular sex outside of porn scenes was a big no-no when you’re in a relationship. Oh, but escorting is OK too.
As of this past weekend, it looks like all is mended. Ethan posted this to Twitter, complete with the word “irregardless”:
— Ethan Slade (@EthanSladeXXX) March 5, 2014
And Ryan posted this pic of them both at the Spanish Town Parade (whatever that is) in Baton Rouge on Sunday.
Even though he’s trying to be coy about it for some reason.
are you back with ethan slade? — Wouldn't you like to know http://t.co/iL3ZYNzy90
— Ryan Rose (@RyanRoseXXX) March 6, 2014
In other news, Ryan Rose has spikes coming out of his lower lip. Discuss.