Ryan Rose Still Answering Boring Questions Boringly, Wishes More Of You Would Pay For Your Porn

Ryan Rose is back taking fan question on Ask.fm this week, and much like the last time we looked, he’s still trying hard to be as boring as humanly possible.

I get that this is probably a fine way to gather new clients for his escorting business, but it’d still be nice if he gave more than one-word or emoticon answers to perfectly legitimately questions. It’s basically like the longest, most uninteresting celebrity interview you’ll ever read.

The most passionate thing he says is that he thinks he could probably make a better living as a porn star (or he’d be getting paid more and wouldn’t have to do the hooker thing) if it weren’t for the pesky internet.

Piracy isn’t the only thing that’s affected the current state of the porn industry of course — just look to sites like Sean Cody, Xtube, and Fraternity X for that… it’s basically akin to the 80s on television out there, when cable came into being, and suddenly instead of three channels everyone has a 100 or 200 to choose from.

Also, he gets super, all-caps angry if you say he was in the army.

OK then. If you’re still a fan of the higher-quality, sun-kissed, Falcon esthetic, you can take a look at Ryan fucking Ray Han with a digitally-removed condom in California Dreamin’ Part 1, which just came out.

Some other lowlights of the Ask.fm session below.

 

Better just watch him fuck with a basically invisible condom.

 

 

[Ask.fm: Ryan Rose]
[Falcon Studios: California Dreamin’ Scene 1]

 

Previously: FALCON FAKE-OUT: NEW RELEASE ‘CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’ HAS CONDOMS DIGITALLY REMOVED
LANDON CONRAD AND RYAN ROSE GOOF OFF ON THE SET OF FALCON’S ‘CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’

 

23 thoughts on “Ryan Rose Still Answering Boring Questions Boringly, Wishes More Of You Would Pay For Your Porn”

  1. All this escorting crap is disgusting and Im surprised theres no stings going on to get these guys. They do it with female prostitutes all the time. You can call it escorting or massage or whatever but all these guys are basically advertising illegal activities. I don’t care what little asterisk they have on their ads. Personally, I wouldn’t be able to have sex with all different types of guys that I wasn’t attracted to. Its one thing if its just an average guy who is too busy – but if you have an older/extremely obese guy, I just couldn’t get into it. Maybe I could like back and let him suck me but anything else would probably make me wanna throw up

  2. Ive never understood why he was voted man of the year or something. He has an ugly face and I don’t find him attractive at all. I don’t think most people watching porn care if your sex scene is in Malibu or Ibiza. It all looks the same. Theres so much porn out there , I honestly don’t understand why people are paying monthly rates for porn. After a while, it all looks the same. Theres very little original. Its all the same positions and tends to be the same format…rinse and repeat.

  3. honey, they could have the budeget to fly you to the moon or mars, your scenes would be still generic, insipid and BOOOOOORIIIIING!

      1. well good for you! you like generic, insipid and BOOOOORIIIIING! So go on and be free to excersice your right to like generic, insipid and BOOOOORIIIIING!

  4. I don’t blame Ryan’s little fit there, I get a little aggravated someone say I’m something I’m not, plus hey not the best questions here guys how’d you answer

  5. Sounds like he wasn’t all that into the interview. Even a total brainless dope would put more effort into answering the questions.

  6. Immature jackass douchebag. I liked him better when he was with Sean Cody and no one knew who he was. His scenes were much better then.

  7. What a shocker to find out Ryan Rose does not watch his own films… As a fan of Ryan’s I wanted to know what his beauty regime is. Because he truly is absolutely flawless.. I could do so much better asking him more interesting questions. No wonder he comes across as being annoyed and bored with these questions.

  8. The United States Marine Corps is by far the only military institution in the world with a very specific designation. You will never meet a Marine who will allow you to confuse him/her with any other fighting force. To do so, in person no less, would be perilous to say the least.

    …they’re also notorious for being idiots.

    1. Conflating the Army and the Marine Corps is an innocent mistake, especially from foreigners who use words like “whilst.” The most we would do is calmly correct you and maybe call you a name if we’re drunk, which is admittedly too often.

      Ryan’s response was an overreaction and, frankly, boot as fuck. If he really was a Marine, then he was the kind of Marine that other Marines love to make fun of.

  9. “it’d still be nice if he gave more than one-word or emoticon answers to perfectly legitimately [sic] questions”

    What exactly do you expect of him when the questions are “rimming or getting rimmed”? It’s a simple question that only requires a one-word answer. Questions with substance seemed to elicit longer responses. It seems that because he doesn’t have the same opinion as you, it somehow lacks value.

    “Also, he gets super, all-caps angry if you say he was in the army.”

    Maybe you’ve never met a real Marine. That’s not anger you’re seeing; it’s pride. By most accounts, that pride is earned.

    1. Agree on the questions. Clearly he is not a man of a lot of substance, and even his fan base knows that if they’re asking simplistic answers like that. Check out the type of questions that Sean Zevran gets, and the answers he gives, and there’s a huge difference.

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