Ever wonder what a drunk Southerner would sound like with a mouth full of cum? Today is your lucky day.
The latest hopefully non-high schooler from Sean Cody, we don’t know much about Art or his people except that he “grew up next to some good rapids.” So if you are also having visions of coon huntin’ and simple country folk who pronounce the word “pen” with two syllables, then we’re having the same podunk fantasy.
But dude, what is up with his accent? Is he drunk? Is he jet-lagged? (His eyes do look kind of sleepy.) Did he get stung by a bee? Ironically enough, an ideal date to him would include “good conversation.”
Personally, I’m not sure if I’d be able to sit through a convo where the word “ocean” is pronounced “oyshun…”
Any of you cunning linguists? Where is this kid from?
Hear it for yourself: