Sean Cody’s Ryan and Randy Are Too Loud, Too Hairy, And Just Too Mismatched

I am not into these Sean Cody guys being paired together at all. Why is the big one all hairy on the bottom but all smooth on top? And the other one looks like a little squirrel collecting acorns. Cute, but not sexy.

Sean Cody is usually my go-to site for bareback porn, but I’m gonna have to skip this update. It’s just gross on every level, no thanks. Sorry, but the truth hurts.

Click here to watch all the other hot scenes on Sean Cody, but skip this one unless you’re into a 1/2 hairy meathead being paired with a loud twink who won’t shut up. I never want to see people like this having sex with each other again.

[Sean Cody: Randy and Ryan]

 

29 thoughts on “Sean Cody’s Ryan and Randy Are Too Loud, Too Hairy, And Just Too Mismatched”

  1. So hot…Ryan turns out to be a real power bottom, looks at him takes Randy gigantic cock to the balls is a sight to behold. Just something about the symmetry of it all… along with that fat dick and that tight ass! Try been penetrated by a dick as huge as Randy and keeping your mouth shut, that totally not possible and a quiet bottom usually is not sexy for me. Loves Ryan moans.

  2. Randy is hot but Ryan…is not

    Not a good pairing. It should have been two alpha males fucking each other not this squealing banshee bottoming and carrying on like a child.

    Please SC give us some decent pairings. Sometimes the big guys like a cock up their arseholes too,

  3. Whoever does the matching at SC needs to be fired. It was bad enough that they paired Abe with Brent, but they hit a new low with is pairing.

  4. This scene was amazing thanks in no small part to Ryan… Sexiest bottom they have… You leave my Ryan alone and Randy is a god

  5. This is a great scene. If Randy is straight, he ain’t anymore. This was brilliantly conceived and directed (I doubt if they needed any encouragement). Randy bred Ryan twice and Ryan cleaned up his cummy cock beautifully. I think Randy is ready to be fucked and fed by Abe.

  6. Did you see the size of that top’s dick. Of course the bottom would be loud. that bottom does moan a lot, I remember from his other videos, but so what?

    1. Seriously, that IS a big, thick fucking dick. I didn’t even realize it when his solo came out, but here… in use… wow.

  7. Are you blind it was a perfect pair. The hairy big guy Randy is definitely a Top. Although they are all straight as a ruler.

  8. I didnt like Sean Cody anymore, they are anti gay. Most of the actors are gay4pay. Except for Brandon, I hate them.

    1. Agreed! I love to hear men moan and shout. Verbal men are sooo hot to me…not to mention I think it is totally unrealistic if you have this huge cock plowing you (i.e. Machofucker or TIM) and you can be silent. Also I think it is hot when there is a loud bottom showing how much he enjoys himself, it reminds me of myself! If I can sit through a scene and hear either the fan going, the porn you have playing in the background to keep your het guys who are absolutely not into each other whatsoever hard, or the cardinal sin of porn, teeth-sucking (*shudder*), I am completely turned off! Give me a loud bottom who is enjoying himself and real chemistry any day of the week!

      1. There’s verbal and then there’s screaming like a rape victim being raped with a rusty jagged pipe. SC does not do verbal.

  9. To be honest, this is one thing that bothers me about the Sean Cody scenes in general: All the performers are so incredibly loud all the time. It just does not natural to me. And it’s a bit too vanilla to me, which is strange because TIM videos are too extreme for me, so I guess I am looking for something in between. The Machofucker videos for example are way hotter than Sean Cody in my mind. Because the SC performers are too much into each other. I know it sounds weird but the chemistry between the gusy seems to be too good. I’d much prefer a greedy top and a bottom who has to endure the session :)

    1. They are being loud? They are having sex, not in a library studying for finals…You have your sexual encounters in a monastery?

  10. Benjamin Bottoms is definitely not Zach’s alias–Zach was bitchy but more of a clever, witty type of bitchy, not in a vapid sorta way.

  11. Big hairy jock is my cup of tea! Although yes a little disappointed that there’s no hair on his torso, but that furry but is just woof!

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