Don’t adjust your monitors! While it might be hard to believe, I’m sorry to inform you that gay porn star Dale Cooper and San Francisco supervisor Scott Wiener are NOT the same person. They obviously look identical from the waist up in these photos, but here’s what Dale and Scott look like from the waist down:
Just kidding, I don’t have any Scott Wiener dick pics…yet.
If you want Wiener dick pics, you’ll need to turn to a different Weiner.
Here is this week’s preview of the new Golden Gate episode, in which Dale Cooper portrays a version of real-life politician Scott Wiener. It’s probably the most important episode of this season in terms of plot, but it’s also extremely important because you get to see JD Phoenix’s ass.
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