Separated at Girth: Time Travel Edition

We noticed a spooky resemblance between Dark Alley maestro Matthias von Fistenburg and the last emperor of Russia, Czar Nicolas II. Maybe it’s the Eastern European ruggedness, the regal confidence, the stated desire to resist ideologues–we’re not sure.  After Gaytanamo and Passio, perhaps it’s time von Fistenburg took on the Bolshevik Revolution. Except in this version instead of overthrowing Czar Nicholas, Lenin (played by Owen Hawk) could fist him.  And then Nicholas fists Lenin. Then Lenin and Nicholas get fisted by Rasputin. Then the workers raise their fists and… well, you the gist.    -Casey Ley

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