Even if you were in the mood for some music, the only sound you hear is the Amber Alert siren for the missing top.
We knew this was going to be a flip. When a flip is drawn from mutual desire, they can incredibly hot.
However, when it’s used in an attempt to disguise the reality that neither performer is a strong enough top to carry an entire scene, it winds up spreading out the pain rather than fixing the problem. Wah. Wah. Wah.
Though it wasn’t used today, the unintended consequences of the 4K cams live on. The one rule Sean Cody that stuck by is not repeating model pairings. The number of match-ups sacrificed during that spate of unwatchable scenes means we’re greeted today by a duo that doesn’t even work on paper.
This picture of two pretty bottoms would be fine if Sean Cody was an art gallery. I like Joey. Always have. He did OK topping Blake when they flipped. But between the bitch tits and the bacne, Joey needs to lay off the juice. Shaw has one notch as a decent top when he plowed Dean. He needs to stay a bottom and keep a razor away from his chest hair. But I digress.
Two strapping men kissing is a fine way to start. Shaw fluffs up Joey but it wears off too quickly. What you see above is one of the few pole in hole sequences in the entire scene. There’s such a lack of them that this could easily pass for a soft-core cable edit of a real gay porn scene. Joey is fucking Shaw here. Is the bottom hard with a dick in his ass while the top really isn’t? Yes. And for today at least, get used to it.
They switch and Shaw attempts to fuck Joey in doggie. We do see a few pole in hole shots and they lead to the hottest sequence in the entire scene. What you see is the beginning of the first of the cum rips that completely clear Joey’s head and land on the couch behind him. Shaw then sits on Joey for a few pumps to facilitate Joey’s orgasm. It didn’t call it a cum shot because while he does cum, it’s not very well captured in the shot. Ugh.
Up the bedroom for round two and a sixty-nine. You might want to stop right here. This is as good as it gets. Shaw tries to fuck Joey again. No pole in hole footage at all. Then they lay side by side and stroke their dicks in one of few moments where they are both hard at the same time.
Joey gets Shaw on his back, holds his ankles and from a distance, he looks like he’s finally got his fuck on. He plows another eruption out of Shaw then tops it off with his second nut. There’s not a lot of white stuff, but at least it is a white flag. Enough is enough.
If you are unconditional Joey or Shaw fans, you do get your fix of them. If you love muscle boys, likewise there’s plenty of eye candy. But those looking for a steamy flip you need to look elsewhere. Better luck on Saturday? Sure hope so. Watch this blog.
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“Bitch Tits and Bacne,” possibly the worst ever ’70s TV cop team.
I guess SC is running low on TOPS..
Shaw should let his chest hair grow out. Shaw with a hairy chest is awesome. Would love to see Shaw and Joey eat some cum. Does anyone know Shaw’s age ?
He’s gotta be at least 35. some hair would be better; I can see that. He’s basically a smaller and smoother Bruce Beckham. Insanely hot.
Good god they’re hot, almost perfect.