SHOCK: Paddy O’Brian Reveals That He Only Dates “Sexy Girls”

Sorry, ugly girls!

All of you homely, fat, gross, or otherwise unattractive girls can kiss your pathetic dreams of dating Paddy O’Brian goodbye, as he’s finally revealing what many of us have suspected all along: He only dates SEXY GIRLS.

Here’s the interview that will break all of your fat, gross, and unsexy hearts, ladies. At around :50, Paddy “Sexy Girls Only” O’Brian tells his bro Paul Walker that he only dates “nice, sexy girls” in his personal life.

Let me know if he says anything else shocking, because I had to stop watching at that point. (Not because Paddy won’t date me but because I can’t understand a single thing he’s saying.)

ADDED: OK, OK, I went ahead and tried to watch a little more. At around 3:15, Paddy says he likes working with men who are smooth because it reminds him of being with girls who have smooth pussies. So, try and hang in there and watch that part, too. Sorry, HAIRY GIRLS!

AND: At around 6:15, Paddy recalls the time when somebody shit on his dick.


 

40 thoughts on “SHOCK: Paddy O’Brian Reveals That He Only Dates “Sexy Girls””

  1. Perhaps he can stick his oompa loompa in one of those Geordie Shore girls. Even they sounds more posh than him.

  2. Buzz-kill!!! It’s hard to get turned on by ANY man who professionally must to resort to such a sad & mechanical way to earn a living: ALL this ‘behind the scenes’ interview-twitter-blog-crap is a 100% effective dick-shrinker. Overexposure has made ‘professional porn’ just a creepy abattoir of the sad & needy—with the gay-4-pay douche-bags providing the grandest ‘ewwwww-ick’ factor of all. I’m outta here!

  3. Nah that’s actually how a lot of Londoners speak, you big bunch of drawlin yanks. Dame Judi Dench and Patrick Stewart have spoilt you lot with their over the top Shakespearean booming, bless.

    God help you guys if you ever met a geordie or a scouser!

    1. I went to a 7-day music festival in Spain with the majority of the people coming from the UK, and trust me I’ve heard a good number of British accents that just boggled my mind lol. Took me a day or two to completely adjust to it, but not all of them were that bad. But yes some were just, wow.

  4. I’ve seen a couple of his scenes and he usually ends up on his back with the bottom guy riding his cock cowboy style (my favorite position). There is nothing sexier than seeing a top grab two handfuls of ass when he’s fucking a bottom in this position. Paddy has obliged a couple of times, so thank you Paddy. I think he’s hot and he can say he’s straight all he wants, but sometimes I can tell he gets into the moment in his scenes, and it looks like he is enjoying himself… more than I can say for that worthless pond scum Cody Cummings.

  5. He should never do interviews again. First, that accent is in no way sexy or attractive. I’ve met people with that accent last summer and I was ok with it, but it’s just not something I want to hear from any models I’m jerking off to. Second, he look so unattractive here. He looks way better in his videos than interviews. Even then, not a fan of him at all as a person and a porn star.

    Just wanted to point out that improper british accents can be sexy. I love Harley’s voice. His pronunciation isn’t as eloquent as many British accents I’ve heard, but I love how quiet he speaks. On top of that, what a fucking sexy guy! Why can’t we just give all of Paddy’s future bookings to Harley???

    1. There is no such thing as an improper british accent, since there is no uniform british accent in the first place. Just like in America, Britain is a land of different regions, with different regional accents. All of them are equally valid and accurate. When you factor in different socio economic classes, and levels of education, the differences are even more pronounced. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Queen needed a translator to understand Paddy.

    2. A yankee accent is only a bastardised version of Paddy’s “improper” accent. You people would be still dancing round a totem pole if it wasn’t for people like Paddy.

  6. Robert in London

    Paddy does absolutely nothing for me but to my British sensibilities, he comes over as genuine and endearing… and his astonishing cockney accent is remarkable if only for the fact that he still has one.

  7. Oi!!! Reanimate Me Brrrown Bread Menge, Ya Tosser!

    It’s like Charles Dickens AND The Situation shit all over this vid.

  8. I just don’t see it. Where or what IS the appeal of him that makes him a gay pornstar? His success baffles me even more than Cody Cumming’s gay for pay success.

  9. “Sexy Birds…Michael Caine…Guy Ritchie…Bangers and Mash…and a game o’ footie……”…that’s pretty much what you missed.

  10. I have to thank Paddy O’Brian for being such a positive ambassador of British culture. Because when I heard him open his mouth to bleat his nail-screeching Cockney, I finally understood the merits of class system.

  11. To reinforce his alleged straightness, of course he’d say he wanted sexy girls and not “what I’d really fancy is a frumpy old biddy with a ham fisted cunt.” Yeah, his accent is a bit disappointing. Certainly no James Bond. More like the Full Monty. Blah.

  12. When people say Americans like British accents, what they really mean is Americans like posh, upper class British accents. Paddy and Paul sound like the cultural equivalent of people from the Jersey shore. He also sounds like a douchebag.

    1. He’s got a good old-fashioned and getting pretty rare Cockney – a real east end of London geezer. For a proper British accent (basically Received Pronunciation or RP) that everyone in the US will be familiar with, think Sir Patrick Stewart (formerly of the Enterprise, now head of the CIA in American Dad). Real posh British upper class is a rare beast, dont’ be fooled by Hugh Grant, his accent is a joke.

  13. He sounds like he’s talking cockney gibberish. I keep expecting him to pull out a whole fresh fish and try to sell it to the interviewer for 2 shillings.

    1. That comment made me howl! Paddy is more cockney than The Artful Dodger, no question. He’s a funny lad and a total pro on set. Can’t fault him for that.

    2. Even if I’m repeating myself here, there is a reason why some genius came up with the idea to call this jerk ‘Liam Cockney’ in straight porn when he was working for PureXXXFilms!

  14. Paddy comes across as arrogant and cocky in this video, which is a shame as he’s seemed alright in previous interviews, I think the “fame” might be going to his head… Paul on the other hand comes across alot more likeable in this and on his twitter account

  15. I am so turned off by his accent and cockiness! I don’t get people who say british men are sexy because of their accent. He is hot, that’s undeniable , but his personality at first sight turns me off. A lot.

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