Because Miley Cyrus. Because the world is bored. Because Andrew Christian has to keep coming up with bullshit for his models to do in gay viral videos to sell more underwear, we bring you this latest atrocity.
Some of you may enjoy this sort of thing, and yes, their packages look nice. But for fuck’s sake. The gist is that some dudes are hanging out in an alley in their underwear playing pinochle, another dude in his underwear mindlessly sticks his ice cream in the air behind him and unknowingly dribbles on them. A chase ensues. And then, like a modern, moronic version of West Side Story, the rival gangs of go-go dancers decide to have a dance-off, which turns into a twerk-off for the ages. Then, at the 4:30 mark, after the video, there’s a very serious, very thorough tutorial on How to Twerk.
I’m gonna go watch some PBS or punch myself or something.