Somebody Paid $200 for Jimmy Durano’s Underwear and More Pre-Grabbys Insanity

So, I’m in Chicago. The Grabbys are in a few hours. And it’s time for me to dutifully upload the documentation I have of last night, which included a Grabbys pre-party underwear auction thing hosted by Christian Owen and Sister Roma of Hot House, benefiting Chicago House.

First there was a Sword dinner with some porn stars and industry folk at which Boomer Banks flirted with me, Adam Killian ate carbs, Dmitry Dickov drank Merlot, Brian Bonds ate carbs, and I made sure everyone had seen, or was soon going to watch, Where the Wild Twinks Are, to understand my outrage over the film’s snub.

By then I was drunk and headed to Boystown with mr. Pam, for the Hot House party at the Lucky Horseshoe, and watched as at least 10 eager fans paid $10 to suck a Fireball shot out of Ryan Rose’s ass (it was really just a body shot, but some of those fans really got right up in there), and then fans did the same with Jimmy Durano’s ass, even though both of them have that canyon down the center of their abs that would also serve as a fine luge for alcohol, but I digress.

Then one drunk fan paid $200 for Jimmy Durano’s underwear, and then things get a little blurry.

Oh and Brian Bonds got naked on stage and someone bought his underwear too. And Dakota Wolfe too. And some other stars. It was really crowded.

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Adam Killian and boyfriend Marco Milan.
Adam Killian and boyfriend Marco Milan.
Adam saw carbs, balked, and then ate them.
Adam saw carbs, balked, and then ate them.
NakedSword Silvio Silva, MR.'s Carl Sandler, and Boomer Banks
NakedSword Silvio Silva, MR.’s Carl Sandler, and Boomer Banks
It was not NakedSword Tim Valenti's birthday. GayHoopla's Dmitry Dickov, at right, sips his wine quietly.
It was not NakedSword Tim Valenti’s birthday. GayHoopla’s Dmitry Dickov, at right, sips his wine quietly.
Brian Bonds only ate this strawberry.
Brian Bonds only ate this strawberry.
Then he took his clothes off in Boystown.
Then he took his clothes off in Boystown. Dakota Wolfe was more shy.
JD Phoenix and Brandon Jones at the Lucky Horseshoe
JD Phoenix and Brandon Jones at the Lucky Horseshoe
A fan gets a taste of Ryan Rose.
A fan gets a taste of Ryan Rose.
Ryan, Christian Owen, and Sister Roma
Ryan, Christian Owen, and Sister Roma
Ryan's real life boyfriend Ethan Slade also did a shot out of his ass, for charity.
Ryan’s real life boyfriend Ethan Slade also did a shot out of his ass, for charity.
Here's the guy offering $200 for Jimmy's underwear, setting the record for the evening for a single pair of underwear.
Here’s the guy offering $200 for Jimmy’s underwear, setting the record for the evening for a single pair of sweaty underwear.
Jimmy and mr. Pam
Jimmy and mr. Pam
A fan eating out Jimmy's ass, with Fireball chaser.
A fan eating out Jimmy’s ass, with Fireball chaser.
Jimmy's real-life boyfriend, Hot House director Christian Owen, also did a shot.
Jimmy’s real-life boyfriend, Hot House director Christian Owen, also did a shot.

… to be continued…

And look for Grabbys live coverage @theswordcom.

17 thoughts on “Somebody Paid $200 for Jimmy Durano’s Underwear and More Pre-Grabbys Insanity”

  1. Jimmy’s cute. Who knew Ryan was such a freak? Letting random audience members eat his ass. Hot.

    Mr. Pam looks awfully sweaty and unappealing. She gets away with it because she’s a woman, but I’ll say it….she looks a fat sweaty cow. I don’t see how guys can perform with her watching and filming them. When I saw her I immediately thought of Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds, but Garcia loos way better and is more put together than the sloppy Mr. Pam.

  2. Gee….does EVERYONE in gay porn have a butterface or what?
    This article and photos are a joke right? THESE are today’s porn stars? Seriously messed up faces

  3. Chile.Boo @ Marco Milan’s gorilla looking face.Adam looks like he received botox injections,right before this event.UGH

  4. I am glad to see Mr. Pam alive and well outside the hospital being her smiley self. The party looks great in a naughty fun kind of way.

  5. lol the camera caught Jimmy Durano in a major “derp” moment! And man his boyfriend looks creepy in these pics. Blonde is not a good look for you Christian.

    And whoever took those pics of Adam and his boyfriend Marco needs to get a real camera, or a better one, or needs lessons on how to take pics. These pics don’t do them any justice!

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