Iran President Ahmadinejad Compares Gays to Traffic Offenders
After a speech in which he declared "Zionist murderers" to have undue influence over American and Eu...more

Sarah Jessica Parker Passes the 'Butter'
Sarah Jessica Parker's long-refrigerated, "racially charged" drama Spinning Into Butter has finally ...more

Valentino: The Pug Emperor
We knew the upcoming Valentino documentary, Valentino: The Last Emperor, would involve a lot of shot...more

Dancing With Cloris!
Cloris Leachman MUST win "Dancing with the Has-Beens." Better yet, they should just change the name ...more

Asshats Of Our Lives: Meet Josh Peters
Everyone, say hello to Josh Peters! Josh Peters is a male model, and he's awfully cute! His body's n...more

Anti-Gay Nup Site Goes For Youth, But Keeps Old Tactics
Gay marriage foes sure are clever! For so long this fine nation's homophobes and other narrow-...more

The End Is Near
Rumors have been going around that Hugh Hefner's three slutty bunnies are ready to bust out of the m...more

Jenna Jameson expecting twins
Jenna Jameson is definitely doing her best Angelina Jolie impersonation, according to sources for Pe...more

Valentino: The Pug Emperor
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OMG, Don't Miss A Sec: See Through Toilet
Artist MONICA BONVICINI has created a public toilet with walls made of one-way glass. You can see ou...more