Straight, Big-Dicked West Hollywood Go-Go Boy Tells Depressing Stories to VICE

Los Angeles go-go stud Jeff Tetreault is intent on getting himself some publicity for his screenwriting career by giving interviews to magazines about his moonlighting career as a popular go-go dancer. Tetreault is one of the highlights of the popular Big Fat Dick party at Fubar in West Hollywood, where his swinging, enormous cock is there weekly for the groping. But, because Tetreault is straight, he doesn’t always enjoy being manhandled, and this is what he talks about in a new Q&A with Vice.

Last year, Tetreault was profiled by New York Magazine’s Vulture blog upon the release of the penis-themed movie he’d written, Bad Johnson, starring Cam Gigandet.

Now, a year later, with that movie tanking and not making Tetreault any millions (or any thousands, probably), he’s still go-go dancing, and he sounds pretty depressed about it.

Some examples of what he says:

What’s the worst experience you’ve had while dancing?
One night I had made seven dollars in two hours and it was so demeaning and humiliating, I left early, came home, and punched a fucking hole in my door. Nobody was tipping me but everyone wanted to come up to me and squeeze my dick. It’s nights like those that really make me question why I’m doing this. Most nights are pretty decent, though. People are always trying to touch me and get their hands in my underwear; I’ve become desensitized to it. It’s more about the money than that.

What kind of propositions are you guys presented with while working?
Everything. I get very insulted when people like to call me a hooker, whore, prostitute, or man-whore because I don’t do that stuff and I miss out on a lot of fucking money by not doing it. I routinely get offers to accompany people back home. They’re called “privates,” to do anything from cuddle with someone, masturbate for them, or let them blow me. The price range varies. I’ve been offered anywhere from $200 to $5,000, and I can’t bring myself to do it.


What’s the farthest you’ve gone in terms of appeasing your customers?
God, there have been nights where I’m not making anything and you know, a dollar bill is oxygen… and sometimes it isn’t about the money, you just don’t want to feel like a complete piece of shit. I’ve had guys reach in my underwear and grab around in there, and they just leave a dollar in there and you just smile and you thank them. And I feel like such a piece of shit. Like, I basically just thanked you to grope me for a dollar. Those are the moments where I ask, “Who the fuck am I?”

Anyway, he also says he likes the job because he gets to drink for free, and it’s not like he doesn’t enjoy the attention. “I get paid to go out and drink and be the center of attention, rather than paying to go out and drink and trying to get people’s attention,” he says.

Below, a couple more photos, including the amazing one at the top, and a Courtney Act / Willam / Alaska Thunderfuck video featuring Jeff and his big hard dick. And you can find him on Twitter here.

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46 thoughts on “Straight, Big-Dicked West Hollywood Go-Go Boy Tells Depressing Stories to VICE”

  1. It’s not his fault he’s almost 35 with no money or career. For some people, gogo dancing is their only option to get by- This guy had clearly worked hard for a great body (and been blessed with an enormous schlong), and he probably earns more than he would in a fast food chain or something like that. Everyone stop being assholes!!!

  2. LoL he signed up to dance around in tiny under wear for gay men at a gay bar.
    Who subjects themselves to this. What straight guy would even entertain the idea!

  3. Oh cry me a fucking river, asswipe. Don’t go-go at a gay bar if you do not want to be sexually objectified. Moron. And shame on the bars for hiring him when there are plenty of actualy gay go-go dancers just as hot with good attitudes.

  4. From his other Twitter account (Straight Gogo Boy):

    “how would you feel if you had two college degrees, agents, sold scripts, a produced film, and people grabbing your dick?”
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    “I don’t hate my job. I actually kind of love it. I get paid to get drunk and be the center of attention.”
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    “I just hate rude assholes who lack manners.”
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    “I truly hope there was no homophobic undertones gleaned from the piece because that wasn’t my intention.”

    That photo featuring the guy with the manboobs is epic and tells a lot about the state of the gay ‘community’.

  5. I love that people are saying “Go get a real job” as though this job is imaginary or something. Guys, this is a real job. People really do it. Hell, if you went to a gay bar, you’d be happier seeing a go go boy. It’s a real job… it’s just not a job in sales or construction, the two areas I’m sure you deem real. It’s a job he does and is seemingly able to make a living on it, and like most people in jobs he has days when he hates it… he literally is doing what anyone else who works does, the difference is he’s mostly naked and dancing for his work.

      1. If your definition of ‘real job’ is ‘things you can put on a resume’ then that’s just stupid. If he was going for a job at another go go place, this would be on that resume. It’s a real job, he turns up, has a uniform, get’s paid, files taxes, it’s a real goddamn job

        1. Let’s think a little long term here.. 5, 10 years down the line when you are not applying for a go go job, you are NOT going to put that you were a go go dancer on your resume! Grow up!

          1. So because the job is something he can probably only do… let’s be generous and say “Under 40” it’s not a real job? No, sorry, it’s a real job. All jobs in the sex industry count as real jobs, if you’re going to be on a porn blog, at least don’t try and shame people who work in the very industry you’re enjoying the benefits of. It’s a job, maybe a short term one, but still a job. Get over it

        2. Well said sahjk. Too many guys who love the go-go boys and gay porn, like to think that they are better than the models, so they belittle them on porn blogs. That is particularly offensive.

          1. Thanks :) I honestly don’t get why we belittle porn stars when… well, we like jerking off to them. I mean if they’re assholes I get it but saying it’s not a real job, while at the same time vigorously enjoying the product they create just makes no sense to me whatsoever.

    1. doesnt matter how old, when you apply for a professional job you will NOT put gogo dancing on your resume. And you’re right, porn should be temporary and for fun, not income. These are both not careers.

      1. If you are applying for a job where Gogo dancing would be a bonus, then yeah you would. Hell if you wanted to be a dance instructor, it’s something you’d probably put on there. Porn isn’t a career? Who want’s to tell Ron Jeremy or Jenna Jameson that? Porn can be a job, hell look through this very site and you will find a good 30 people who make it a real job. It can be a career if you’re good at it, it might not be an executive job but there are people out there (Chi Chi Larue comes leaping to mind) who have made lengthy careers doing porn. Some of the stars we all enjoy fapping too have been at it for 5-10 years at least, that’s a real job and it can be a career.

  6. I blame this to the old gay men who patronizes this LEECH. Guys he was like that to us because of you self disrespecting straight hungry people. Shame on you all.

      1. Once again, you are wrong. Saying things about people you really know nothing about seems to be your M.O. Actually, I never heard of Jeff Tetreault before I read this article.

  7. HopalongHowie

    Screenwriting career HA! Good luck with that I’m sure Hollywood will hire a narcissist go go dancer.

    1. Hollywood is one of the few industries you can “fail” up the ladder.

      OF course, his screenwriting is limited to only one idea. It didn’t get any where except direct to video.

      Talk to me when you get another film made again.

  8. I’m sorry he has a job he hates so much. But he chooses to do it instead of going out and getting a real job. I’m sure his customers are vile…all the more reason he needs to find a respectable job.

    1. To a guy like this, working in fast food isn’t a “respectable” job. Cause that is the only job he is qualified for.

      1. Again, you know next to nothing about this guy, yet you arrogantly think that you have him all figured out. LOL

        1. Likewise, Andrew. Likewise.

          Unless you have something to offer of insight, that you know him personally to actually defend him, if I wouldn’t talk if I was you. Pot calling kettle.

          Based on his answers about gays, I’ll maintain my judgement. This guy is a user, and frankly if you look at his tweets(social media outside of his article), you’d pretty much conclude the same. He is a callous loser. Yes, I don’t know him, but what redeeming qualities does he show that suggest that I should give him a another chance?

          I clearly have taken the time to invest in a second look, before blasting him on this comment board. I do not take it lightly either. I do give people a fair shot.

          Maybe he forgot the memo, there is such a thing as negative press. He clearly was hawking his film simultaneously doing a pathetic expose’ of the go-go life. He put down and shames people in his own profession, which is sex work.

          He is arrogant, and thinks he is above it all. He isn’t. He works in a bar shaking his ass. To suggest that he isn’t a sex worker is ludicrous. The point of his job is to be an object, and he likes it, so why have any qualms about his peers that actually do have gay sex? Or do it for money? It sounds to me he has larger issues at hand that don’t involve being gay, but rather being a narcissist.

          1. Spin it any way you want. What I see is a guy spouting a lot of psycho babble about a guy he has never met and knows little about. “What redeeming qualities does he show that suggest I should give him another chance.” What imaginary position do you hold that gives you the authority to give or withhold chances? Such arrogance.

        2. I agree with you andrew, but I find it fascinating that so many people stay in jobs that they hate. A wise man once said nothing changes if nothing changes.

    1. He wouldn’t last two seconds in the real world!!!

      Do you really think if this guy is truly straight, he would subject himself this way based on his desire for attention? Bullshit! He does it because it doesn’t require a lot of hours, and doesn’t have to interact with people on a human level.

      He lacks subtleties or interpersonal smarts to get jobs in the real world. Narcissists like this are very paranoid and confrontational, the lack essential people skills.

      While he is spending time in the gym the majority of people are spending time in the market place developing professionalism. You are missing the point, people like this have no “soft skills” lol. No pun intended.

      Any heterosexual that says otherwise is in denial or a complete loser that he has to take dollar bills from old farts. Cause no twenty something hot guy is going to care you are in a thong, they have someone who is willing to fuck them for free.

      1. Well Dr. Freud, you seem to think that you have done an in depth analysis of a guy that you have never met and know next to nothing about. LOL

          1. Cheer the fuck up. I don’t hate or disrespect myself. I reserve my hate for assholes like you.

      2. .............................

        you’re being way too judgmental right there, dude. WAY TOO JUDGMENTAL.

        i agree that dude seems like a bit of a douche but regards to his sexual orientation and his situation, you really don’t know him.

        my problem with the guy is that he’s basically leeching off of the same people for a living and then disrespecting them at the same time. if it wasn’t for those people, his ass wouldn’t have a job. yeah, doesn’t mean that they have the right to disrespect him either.

  9. I feel no sympathy for this guy. There are plenty of jobs in Los Angeles one can do where you make at least as much money and aren’t nearly as demeaning. He does this because he’s a narcisist or because he needs to free himself up to go to auditions (that never go anywhere).

  10. How pathetic,,take your ass to a straight go go bar then.
    You’re no different than any other stripper, they all get that treatment at some point,
    U’re perk is ” drinking for free” lol yes u’re just a piece of meet in these circumstances!!

  11. Here’s an idea: get a legit job like everyone else. You let someone grope you for a dollar bill, sorry but that does make you a whore.

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