Men.com marks their fifth anniversary pairing two of their biggest stars, Paddy O’Brian and Johnny Rapid for the first time. Johhny and Paddy’s most popular scenes have been viewed more than a quarter of a million times. Will this beat it?
It looks like the first installment of this “second season” of Men.com’s Game of Thrones parody, Gay of Thrones, is the much anticipated scene in which gay-for-pay star Paddy O’Brian finally sucks another man’s dick on camera. And it’s a flip-fuck!
Next month, when Men.com revives their goofy but oddly high-budget Gay of Thrones series, it will feature longtime blowjob-averse, gay-for-pay porn star Paddy O’Brian blowing somebody for the first time on camera. But we don’t yet know who.
I pointed you to Men.com’s unintentionally funny Downton Abbey spoof, The Abbey, last week. Well, now of course they’ve put Paddy O’Brian in the mix, and wif an accent like that, you betchyerarse he was cast as a chauffeur.
For his first scene for Men.com, Spanish newcomer Aitor Bravo doesn’t say a word. Paddy O’Brian, who barely speaks English as it is, tells him there won’t be any problem about the language barrier as the two start shoveling dirt together, and then making out.
British gay-for-pay star Paddy O’Brian is such a stubborn top that he won’t even give blowjobs. He will, however, take a dick up his arse any day, and bloody ‘ell if he hasn’t been taking a lot of dicks lately.
If I invited Damien Crosse to a gangbang, I would assume that a) he would make sure to get every dick in his mouth at least once, and b) totally cum the loudest. One of those two things happens in this new Men.com gangbang, in which Paddy O’Brian again plays the semi-relcutant bottom.
Men.com is attempting to get all CockyBoys-ish on us with their latest, trying-to-be-heartfelt series Suite 33. It’s about a strangely funereal hotel room with gray marbled walls and gray bedding where hot, passionate things happen. Or something.
For the fourth scene in Men.com‘s mostly asinine Voyeur feature, we get a threeway finale featuring Damien Crosse’s boyfriend (I think they’re still together anyway) Dato Foland getting what he deserves for being a creepy stalker from stalkee Paddy O’Brian, and Leo Domenico.
Men.com is coming up on the release of their 1000th scene, meaning that since the site debuted in mid-2011 they’ve pumped out upwards of 300 scenes a year, nearly one a day, on average. And to celebrate, they’re revisiting a combo that brought them huge traffic: Johnny Rapid and Rafael Alencar, fucking in a prison.
The guys over at Men of UK just won’t accept the fact that their main attraction Paddy O’Brian‘s voice and accent are a huge boner-killer. But anyway, he ends up fucking Damien Crosse in this new scene called Voyeur, and it’s kind of hot.
We’re just going to have to disagree, my predecessor and I, when it comes to Paddy O’Brian. Yeah, maybe you don’t want to listen to him talk for very long, but he is an old-fashioned adonis in the style of Joey Stefano, Kurt Stefano and Daniel Montes from Falcon’s earlier days.