Don’t let news of big-dicked escapee Richard Matt’s death kill your dreams of getting a deep dicking from a dangerous criminal in prison. Luka “the Canadian Cannibal” Magnotta is looking for his ‘Prince Charming’ from jail, via a dating site.
Remember Luka? He’s the convicted murderer who had the briefest of brief porn careers, one which lasted about as long as a bottle of lube on Rocco’s Steele’s night stand. The onetime twink performer became the subject of an international manhunt in 2012 for dismembering and allegedly consuming part of a Chinese student he was having sex with, and sending his body parts to elementary schools and Canadian politicians. And what’s more, part of how he even got caught was because animal rights activists had been watching his horrifying animal-dismembering snuff films on YouTube for years.
So what is a lonely gay sadist and murderer to do from jail, knowing he’ll be there until he’s well past his prime (he’s up for parole in 2037)?
Enter Melissa Fazzina, who was just a simple woman with a dream, according to the Global News Canada. She started Canadian Inmates Connect which, for a $35 fee, matches up the incarcerated with the infatuated, featuring 101 Canadian men and four women behind bars. Fazzina recommeneds caution, of course, but also reveals she was “taken back” when she recently received Magnotta’s application.
But clearly, not so taken back to prevent her from immediately taking to Twitter to announce it:
Luka Magnotta has now been added to the website. You can check him out on Male Inmates 1 of the website.
— Canadian Inmates (@CanadianInmates) June 29, 2015
In his profile at the top of Male Inmates 1 Page, Magnotta spells out his Prince Charming criteria:
Single white male, 33, 5’11” and 175 lbs with dark hair and blue eyes. Seeking single white male, 28 – 38 years of age, white and in shape. One who is loyal, preferably educated, financially and emotionally stable for a long term committed relationship. If you think you could be my prince charming, send me a detailed letter with at least 2 photos. Only those I deem compatible will receive a response. Serious inquiries only please. All unsolicited mail will be discarded.
Remember guys, Luka is looking for serious inquiries only.
A profile on Luka Magnotta from Global News